FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED HUNG CD!
Monday, April 13th, 2009 at 5:30pm by Vince NeilsteinCongrats to “tyler09,” the winner of last week’s photo caption contest. Tyler will receive a vinyl copy of Pack of Wolves’ Betrayer 
for coming up with this gem of a caption to the photo at right, which was actually the very first comment posted:
“Lil Jon…meet Lil Jonathan Davis”
This week we’re giving away some very special prizes: five signed copies of Progeny, the excellent debut album from Hung, one of New York City’s absolute best unsigned bands. Alls ya gotta do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo which is actually a picture of two of the members of Hung — but don’t worry, they can take your cheapshots, so let ‘em fly!
Herman Li and Sam Totman doing The Electric Slide
“It’s Electric!”
“I can’t find the light switch” “what did you do with it you crafty fucker”
Hardcore party-boying, i’m doing it! AWWWW YEAHHHHHHH.
“Tripp Eisen: good taste in music, horrible taste in jailbait.”
Hung compares the lengths of their…instrument cables…
“Oh man I’m so excited…Hairclub for men makes Metal Hair Plugs!!!”
You guys should just change this to “shitty photo caption contest” because you consistently pick the most horrible, asinine, unfunny entries as winners.
awww someone’s bitter
Sam Roon rules.
Thanks!
“If you are gay, please look gay right now.”
Lyris Hung’s other job is acting in movies like “Knocked Up”
“hey…you wanna like…trade boyfriends man?” nice call
Welcome to Disney’s new theme park…METAL LAND!
“Its a dark world after all,
its a dark world after all,
its a dark dark wold”
Hurray!!!!
“Yay! Dr. Mikannibal is here! Dr. Mikannibal is here!….Oh wait…”
Aw damn! The “jazz hands” picture is WAY better!
“Have you seen our purse?”
New replacements for Head and David Silveria arrive at Jon Davis’ home studio for Rock on the Range rehearsals.
“I like to sing-a…about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a!”
“Dragonforce ain’t got shit on our band!”
just rocking the air guitar and the air triangle
you need to hit the air triangle hard!
Okay … I’m only showing this to you ONCE! My Famous Dart Pose.
“It’s just a jump to the left!”
Dance Dance Revolution: Rocky Horror Edition.
“Were off to the L.A.R.P. Convention. I’m SOOOO excited!”
John Lennon and Yoko Ono: The Metal Years
He woke up the next morning hoping no one got a picture of him trying out for High School Musical 8.
Hung?? Damn right hung…HUNG OVER from a metal orgy!
One of the members of Hung gets the surprise of his life when Angela Gossow walked threw the door to record with them
I was I was hung thiiiis big.
I wish I was hung thiiiis big.*
Apocalyptic breakdancing.
” Dude i love Devin Townsend so much i got his hair cut.”
Holy shit he seems to be happy, even if he looks just like the dude from rasmus.
I know what he needs right now
THE PERFECT CHEER!!!
Wait is that yoko ono in the backround? … Wtf
“Master of dance floors I’m bending my knees! Sliding around like a stylish light breeze!”
slide to the left…slide to the right….criss cross…cris cross
Dammit, I left it as a reply to someone else
“Master of dance floors I’m bending my knees! Sliding around like a stylish light breeze!”
the eggcrates on the walls are so no one can hear the gayness of this dance.
her smile curled her savage lips as she approched from behind, drunk on murderous intent. he’d never expect this invisible shotgun, she thought.
Side note:
Holy sh!t this band is kick-ass. I love the bass, the strings, and the noodling guitars. BUT NIX THE CLEAN VOX PLEASE!!
“Ok, fine, Dmitry. So you can drop-it-like-it’s-hot better then me. So what?!”
“For the last time, Dmitry. Just because you can play mean Air Drums does not mean you can be our new drummer.”
*snaps* “Oooo girl, I makes this shirt look naaaaasty!”
I can’t believe you’re all making fun of this guy! Can’t you see HE HAS NO HANDS!?!?
Fuck it , I just want to Dance
Everybody was Ab-su fighting!
Those cats were black as Thyrfing!
(you find a metal band that rhymes with fighting)
For the recording of the new KoRn album, Jon Davis thought he might bring Yoko in for inspiration, Fieldy was not impressed.
“Dmitry, are you trying to be Lars Ulrich again? I told you before, you have the lack of coordination and no hands bit down pat; you just need to be 2 foot shorter and have a receding hairline.
Wait…you do have a receding hairline. Win!”
A scene from the new gay asian porno flick “We Are Hung!!!”
Ok, ok, so were going to be swaying back and forth in a line, snapping our fingers and banging our heads, and just when the audience gets comfortable, just when they think they know whats gonna happen…”Bam!” Slide out and hit a violin solo from hell! Just like this! Are you watching!?!
when presented with the opportunity to pose for a photo, the fellow in the back, went for the traditional “air” guitar, while the man in front took a stab at the lesser known “air” flyin a fuckin kite.
scratch the first one above this
when presented with the opportunity to pose for a band photograph, the fellow in the back went for the traditional “air” guitar, while the man in front took a stab at the lesser known “air” crash cymbal and fuckin floor tom.
When did Carlton turn white?
“It’s not unusual to be loved by youuu”
“Dance Dance Revolution: Tripp Einsen Look alike Edition”
Look!! It’s Korn’s stunt doubles!!!
“AAAAAHH, Hey Butthead, I’m gonna go have sex with this asian chick now! I need vagina for my dick-hole”
It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone. Unless you’re from Jersey.
What better place to perfect my vagina hand puppet than a padded room?
Tripp Eisen Meets Underage Asian
there is nothing inherently funny about this photograph.
the ammot brother they didn’t want you to know about
Yoko and Skinny always enjoy a game of invisible wii tennis.
Metal kids can’t do the Macarena.
Auditions of Charlie and the Metal Factory, Dmitry for the part of an oompa loompa. “oompa loompa doompity doo” :D
Sonya looks on in admiration as Johnny owns DDR while listening to Arch Enemy. With an ability like that to multi-task, she thinks “Maybe he should try out for drums in Arsis”.
“It’s bad enough that I’m asian, but now I gotta hang out with this dancing dork?”
The members of the band Hung decide to have their own contest in which we look at them and try to figure out which ones are girls and which ones are guys.
“Alright, so if I can cartwheel out of the room without knocking over the Dunkin’ Donuts cup or killing the Asian, then I get to sing on the next Hung album?”
“=O Is that John Myung’s mother??”
a.a
Hung: “No no Dmitry, that’s how you play air guitar. That’s just Surfing with the Alien”
Correction: Hung: “No no Dmitry, this is how you play air guitar. You’re just Surfing with the Alien”
As shown here, playing excessive amounts of Guitar Hero leads some people to think they may actually have talent.
you put your left foot in, you pet your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about! you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around! that’s what it’s all about!
weee yepresent the lullaby league!
R*
“I have to walk this way or I trip over my own dick. We aren’t called Hung because of the little aisan girls preference you know.”
“Lean wit it, blast wit it. Lean wit it, grind wit it.” The birth of Death-Snap music. Southern rap with blast beats.
“Wake me up, before you go go”
holy shit! that is the most hilarious thing i’ve ever seen (hilarious thing not pictured).
Metallica poster, I fart in your general direction!
“EVERYBODY WANG CHA HUNG TONIGHT!!!”
“Fuck it”
Snap your fingers, Snap your neck.
Proof that white guys shouldn’t get drunk and watch Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo!!!