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Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE DECLARED TODAY OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

 Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 6:00pm by

For those of you not from the U.S. and somehow completely unaware of this, the Fourth of July is a pretty big deal here in America. On that day, we celebrate winning our freedom by kicking the British’s ass. Of course, they later gave us Hugh Grant, so I guess they had their revenge in the end.

So there won’t be any posts tomorrow; on Monday, we’ll unveil the last albums on the list. In the meantime, here’s some things that happened this week in the world of MetalSucks:

I plan to not be sober for the next 72 hours. See ya Monday!

-AR

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  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Has anyone heard of the band Echovirus, put out an EP called Prelude To Dystopia?

  • Rik

    But… tomorrow is the third?

  • Stuart

    You didn’t kick our arse, we just went home cause we couldn’t get a decent cup of tea.

    Rik, It’s the 3rd here now.

    Happy independence day guys.

    • Selaphiel

      That’s because we threw all the good tea in the water.

      See, yeah. Take that. We still won!

      • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog

        What about The Spice Girls; was that payback for American G.I.’s bringing the Blues to Britian?

        • Selaphiel

          Hey man, don’t dis blues. It’s one of the main foundations for metal.

          • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog

            I ain’t dissin Da Blooz.
            But I bet the Brits are bitter that The Blues totally fucked their entire music industry.
            If that hadn’t have happened, their gay Skiffle scene would have mutated into….?

  • Agmkreptile

    I STILL think Iowa is #1.

  • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog

    Tomorrow(Friday) is still the 3rd.

    Are all of the MS Bastardos on the East Coast?
    I would think that the fireworks display in NYC would be the awesomest.
    Probably better than the Capital?
    Being a Canadian, I don’t have to worry so much about being shot at a huge public gathering…

    • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot Dave

      most people are pulling three day weekends on friday, since this is the first time in a while where the 4th has been on a saturday. Usually it’s some random day of the week that you get off.

      • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog

        Ahhh, I can dig that; our Independence holiday was yesterday… that sucked.

        • Brandon

          I know that when July 4th is in the middle of the week, Americans typically make it a 4+ day weekend. Or, apparently, when it’s on a Saturday they still make it into a 3 day weekend. Most of us Canadians don’t stretch holidays into epic long weekends; we’re just grateful and humble enough to have a paid day off work.

          By the way, I like the TPB reference in your name. I’m sure most people wouldn’t catch that one.

          • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog

            TPB…I can’t help it; I fuckin love that show.
            So far you’re the only one to say anything.
            They do run the show down there, so I don’t know?
            I’ve also been:
            Randy… I AM the liquor
            and
            Hi-Def Piss Jugs
            So, I have multiple personality disorder.

  • lkgf09

    Happy Independence Day

  • groverXIII

    How about next week you guys review the new, facerippingly awesome Gorod album?

  • jamie

    I think, considering I was born on the nation’s day of freedom (ie. saturday, july 4th), the metalsucks staff should send me free shit. I mean…I’m just saying.

  • Dustin at Metal Blade

    Can you guys at least jokingly put Hollywood Undead up as #1 before you post the real one? Just so some of these losers will go hang themselves over this stupid list and we dont have to read their jerk off opinions anymore…

  • Onion-Ring Sasquatch

    psst… hey MSBloggers:
    I’ll send you a cheque for $1000US if you put Obzen as #1
    shh, Don’t tell anyone; it’ll be our little secret, OK?(wink)

    • Mark G.

      Nothing is better.

      • Cheeseburger Walrus

        I’d like to know WTF happened to the Shuggah live DVD that was supposed to come out this Spring?

  • Rancidcorpse

    #1 Steel Panther
    #2 Lil Wayne

  • lolwut

    BRING ON THE LIST DAMNIT!

  • PHILLIP666

    I’M DRINKING AMERICAN WHISKEY. HERE’S HOPING YOU COMMIES BASTARDS UNDERSTAND THE AMERICAN WAYS OF LIVESESES. i HOP YOUE YOU CAN COPE WITH THE AMERICAN ROCKINGS OF YOUR ASES. TESTASETAMENTSROCKS AND i HOPE YOU CNA COPE WITH BEING SECOND IN EVERYHING EXCCEPT CYPHALIS OUBREAKS. SUCK IT YOU EUROPEONNS!!!!! USA, USA, USA, USA USA!

    • Slunt

      I’d like to solve the puzzle Mr.Trebek…
      ‘What is Spellcheck’

      • Seth

        win

      • poopsmcgee

        i dont know man. the spelling mistakes were the only redeeming thing about his post.

        • Shitguards

          How many albums does TESTASETAMENTS have out anyway?
          What sort of ‘Core’ are they?

          • poopsmcgee

            i dont know who the hell TESTASETAMENTS is but TESTASETAMENTSROCKS is fucking kickass!

  • aaron

    proud to be australian, owned

    • satansspit

      fuck yes.

  • bearwizard

    #1 – ACID WITCH – WITCHTANIC HELLUCINATIONS! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • metalguy

    anyone else notice firework smoke looks like unreadable band logos?

    • the bread-things are all dry & crunchy

      That’s Right!

      Rorschach Test band logos…

      • Strep Townsend

        Man, I got so drunk that I started listening to Lacuna Coil on Last.fm …..and I liked it!
        Stupid booze I hate you!

  • chuckbeef
  • i think

    no need to be disrespectful to the british. you are speaking our language after all

    • Frampler

      Not to mention posting on a site dedicating to a genre of music we invented….