IN WHICH WE DECLARED TODAY OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 6:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

For those of you not from the U.S. and somehow completely unaware of this, the Fourth of July is a pretty big deal here in America. On that day, we celebrate winning our freedom by kicking the British’s ass. Of course, they later gave us Hugh Grant, so I guess they had their revenge in the end.

So there won’t be any posts tomorrow; on Monday, we’ll unveil the last albums on the list. In the meantime, here’s some things that happened this week in the world of MetalSucks:

I plan to not be sober for the next 72 hours. See ya Monday!

-AR


37 COMMENTS on “IN WHICH WE DECLARED TODAY OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY”

  1. \m/Eluveitie\m/ says:

    Has anyone heard of the band Echovirus, put out an EP called Prelude To Dystopia?

  2. Rik says:

    But… tomorrow is the third?

  3. Stuart says:

    You didn’t kick our arse, we just went home cause we couldn’t get a decent cup of tea.

    Rik, It’s the 3rd here now.

    Happy independence day guys.

    • Selaphiel says:

      That’s because we threw all the good tea in the water.

      See, yeah. Take that. We still won!

      • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog says:

        What about The Spice Girls; was that payback for American G.I.’s bringing the Blues to Britian?

        • Selaphiel says:

          Hey man, don’t dis blues. It’s one of the main foundations for metal.

          • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog says:

            I ain’t dissin Da Blooz.
            But I bet the Brits are bitter that The Blues totally fucked their entire music industry.
            If that hadn’t have happened, their gay Skiffle scene would have mutated into….?

  4. Agmkreptile says:

    I STILL think Iowa is #1.

  5. Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog says:

    Tomorrow(Friday) is still the 3rd.

    Are all of the MS Bastardos on the East Coast?
    I would think that the fireworks display in NYC would be the awesomest.
    Probably better than the Capital?
    Being a Canadian, I don’t have to worry so much about being shot at a huge public gathering…

    • Dave says:

      most people are pulling three day weekends on friday, since this is the first time in a while where the 4th has been on a saturday. Usually it’s some random day of the week that you get off.

      • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog says:

        Ahhh, I can dig that; our Independence holiday was yesterday… that sucked.

        • Brandon says:

          I know that when July 4th is in the middle of the week, Americans typically make it a 4+ day weekend. Or, apparently, when it’s on a Saturday they still make it into a 3 day weekend. Most of us Canadians don’t stretch holidays into epic long weekends; we’re just grateful and humble enough to have a paid day off work.

          By the way, I like the TPB reference in your name. I’m sure most people wouldn’t catch that one.

          • Astronaut-Cock & Snoopy the Fuckdog says:

            TPB…I can’t help it; I fuckin love that show.
            So far you’re the only one to say anything.
            They do run the show down there, so I don’t know?
            I’ve also been:
            Randy… I AM the liquor
            and
            Hi-Def Piss Jugs
            So, I have multiple personality disorder.

  6. lkgf09 says:

    Happy Independence Day

  7. groverXIII says:

    How about next week you guys review the new, facerippingly awesome Gorod album?

  8. jamie says:

    I think, considering I was born on the nation’s day of freedom (ie. saturday, july 4th), the metalsucks staff should send me free shit. I mean…I’m just saying.

  9. Dustin at Metal Blade says:

    Can you guys at least jokingly put Hollywood Undead up as #1 before you post the real one? Just so some of these losers will go hang themselves over this stupid list and we dont have to read their jerk off opinions anymore…

  10. Onion-Ring Sasquatch says:

    psst… hey MSBloggers:
    I’ll send you a cheque for $1000US if you put Obzen as #1
    shh, Don’t tell anyone; it’ll be our little secret, OK?(wink)

  11. Rancidcorpse says:

    #1 Steel Panther
    #2 Lil Wayne

  12. lolwut says:

    BRING ON THE LIST DAMNIT!

  13. PHILLIP666 says:

    I’M DRINKING AMERICAN WHISKEY. HERE’S HOPING YOU COMMIES BASTARDS UNDERSTAND THE AMERICAN WAYS OF LIVESESES. i HOP YOUE YOU CAN COPE WITH THE AMERICAN ROCKINGS OF YOUR ASES. TESTASETAMENTSROCKS AND i HOPE YOU CNA COPE WITH BEING SECOND IN EVERYHING EXCCEPT CYPHALIS OUBREAKS. SUCK IT YOU EUROPEONNS!!!!! USA, USA, USA, USA USA!

  14. aaron says:

    proud to be australian, owned

  15. bearwizard says:

    #1 – ACID WITCH – WITCHTANIC HELLUCINATIONS! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. metalguy says:

    anyone else notice firework smoke looks like unreadable band logos?

    • the bread-things are all dry & crunchy says:

      That’s Right!

      Rorschach Test band logos…

      • Strep Townsend says:

        Man, I got so drunk that I started listening to Lacuna Coil on Last.fm …..and I liked it!
        Stupid booze I hate you!

  17. i think says:

    no need to be disrespectful to the british. you are speaking our language after all

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