DOPEY SLAVES REUNITE
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergYou would have to be on dope to like Slaves on Dope. I mean, the band has a song called “No More Faith,” for fuck’s sake. NO MORE FUCKING FAITH. Jim Martin should bend them over and grow pumpkins out of their ass for that shit.
Anyways, this band is reuniting. I never knew they broke-up, to be honest; I just thought they were sucked into the same black hole of once-popular shit bands that a lot their peers did (see: Primer whatever the fuck they were called, E-Town Concrete, etc.). But in case you’re not familiar with their particular brand of awfulness, here they are, looking like Crazy Town and sounding like diarrhea.
-AR
let this be a lesson for the bands nowadays that ride the coatails of metal trends[lookin at you deathcore,metalcore etc] cuz in 10 years, we will all be lookin back sayin ” god, I cant believe I owned a suicide silence hoodie..what was I thinking?”
HAHAhahahaha……….oh wait, this isn’t a joke??
Yeah… i’m not proud to say that I actually bought a used copy of their first album at some point. This was the only good song on the album so I sold it back to the used cd store I bought it from.
With the recent Limp Bizkit reunion tour I hope that we won’t see a numetal comeback, there are enough shitty genres polluting the earth as it is.
I doubt nu metal can make a comeback. Maybe a few bands will have success on the nostalgia circuit, and a couple bands will be able to make full blown comebacks, but the genre is dead as dead can be. Or if nu metal does make a comeback, let’s hope that bands will actually do something interesting and creative with the genre so the term “nu metal” doesn’t leave such a bad taste in everyone’s mouths.
Still better than Suicide Silence.
not better than Suicide Silence and i should also add that Skunk Anansie fans really should not talk about bands sucking. What ,no i Wrestled A Bear Once news?
this shit makes me think Clinton is president.
it also makes me want to JUMPDAFUCKUP!!!!11!11!111!1111
Makes me feel like I’m at Ozzfest 2000. What time does Nonpoint go on?
Not great, but I’ll take them over anything on the Top 40 list, and any artist/band that does not actually write and/or perform their own music. Why slag a band like this when there are so many more deserving targets out there?
My next band will have the songs Maidens of Iron and Escaping Dillinger. Writing them as I type.
E Town Concrete cannot be compared with those crappy bands c’mon…
Oh wow, I actually had two albums by this band. I prefered Inches From the Mainline, since the last one was beating a dead horse. However, the Inches album was nothing special, and the Metafour album was fucking weak, no wonder it was on clearance when I bought it lol.
change the website name to metalswack….
NU METAL FTW
i hope it comes back!
and kicks all the emo/tech/geeks in the miz-outh.
at least it kept the bright clothes in metal
Speaking of Crazy Town was that their singer in the beginning of this video walking off stage?
I hate to admit this, but I used to love Slaves on Dope. I was on spring break in Panama City Beach, FL and it was horrible…but I saw that Slaves were playing at club La Vela. I convinced my drunken group to go w/ me and it was a blast!! They opened for the Union Underground. They were pretty good at Ozzfest too, at the time. There 2nd CD WAS SO HORRIBLE. I bought Metephore just to check it out, and it sounded like light rock Disturbed. I think the record producers got in there heads for some mainstream shiat. Oh well. It’s so very…nice to meet you…