GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS: YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED!
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 at 5:00pm by MetalSucks
Last week we made Gwar’s intergalactic frontman Oderus Urungus available to answer your questions, for which you wasted no time in posting them in the comments. Mr. Urungus picked his favorites and sent them back to us yesterday, and the results are predictably raunchy and entertaining!
Since this went so well, we’re going to turn it into a bi-monthly regular column Ask Oderus. Got any questions? Post them in the comments below, and Oderus himself will choose his favorites and post his answers here in two weeks.
Q: How does it feel to have Greg Gutfeld lodged so far up your ass?
A: Quite nice really, he isn’t that large!
More questions answered after the jump…
Since your Oscar worthy performance in the movie Empire Records, why have you shunned Hollywood and the Movie industry?
I have not, they have shunned me. But I have made a name for myself in another area of movie-dom – television!
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Stomp the life out of both of them.
You are suddenly attacked by a large naked man. How do you beat him off?
With my mouth!
That kid that was on Jerry Springer during the “Shock Rock” special, did he ever get a decent haircut and take off the lipstick? Or did he just get the crap beat out of him like he said was ok?
He didn’t make it out of the building. As soon as the show was over he was stripped, flayed, and sectioned. His body was fed to pigs.
What is the worst thing you have ever done by your own standard of morality?
Put up with art-fags as long as I have.
How’s the weather on Scumdogia?
Molten pus, methane clouds moving in throughout the afternoon… tomorrow? Chance of lava.
When do you get your own Fox News show?
A show is coming but still won’t satisfy me. I want an entire fucking network!
Rosie O’Donnell or Tom Cruise–who would you rather fuck?
I would fuck Rosie O’Donnell with Tom Cruise.
Have you ever thought of making a scale model of the Statue of Liberty entirely out of meat?
No I haven’t… and I thought I had thought of everything! Maybe I should put you on the payroll!
-OU
Im a gay kid who constantly complains about bands that claim that their metal, any advice to shut me up?
If you’re going to mock me, learn when to use “they’re” instead of “their.”
god no, not two ziltoids….i need to stop putting acid in my coffee
Learn how to spell “they’re”. People might take you seriously.. or not.
I didn’t even notice your comment here when I responded to faux-Ziltoid. Glad to see that someone else appreciates correct grammar.
ummmm…beginning a sentence with “Glad” is a sentence fragment. Cuz, you know, perfeict grammer is like soooo metalz.
lol Ooh. Burn.
In context, it’s assumed that I’m the subject who is glad.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING YOU AT OXFORD.
Oderus answered my question! AWESOME!
Here’s another one: Have you ever considered doing a solo album of sentimental love songs?
Anal Cunt did it.
He answered mine too! Made my fucking year.
Is there any way to enlarge my penis naturally?
Who’s better in the sack: babies or animals?
+10
I saw GWAR show a few years back and you had a fake Courtney Love tear her face off and rip her eyeballs out. Any chance that you can make that happen with the real Courtney Love at your next show?
Oredus, I have a plan to bind, torture, rape and kill people. Am I a bad person?
…only if you get caught.
he won’t answer your question because you spelled his name wrong. NEXT.
how does human ass compare to space ass?
and about that time you fucked a mose? gave or received
moose
learn to be the real ziltoid
What would you most recommend I dip my balls into?
You claim to be more advanced as a species than we humans. Then why did you choose to emulate the vocal stylings of Sacred Reich?
Is Miley Cyrus an alien? because there’s no way a human being can be that fucking ugly.
It’s already mid summer, and my friends garden is full of morning glory…help!
“What is the worst thing you have ever done by your own standard of morality?”
holy shit oderus urungus answers my question, and they choose my logo for logo of the week!
fucking sweet
thanks guys!
If you could have any musician for dinner, who would it be?
What’s the best place to pick up 13 year old quadriplegic chicks?
I know Las Vegas is way more boring than any other place in USA but why do some good bands not tour here?
Why haven’t we all been destroyed, raped, or enslaved yet?
Oderus Urungus…Will you marry me?
Why haven’t you killed all the scene kids yet??
Is there crabcore on Scumdogia?
I really didn’t enjoy your album, “The Arockalypse,” very much. Why is that?
If i got breast implants would it be ok to masturbate to myself in the mirror?
What comes out of your bumpy red penis when you ejaculate? And is there any way I could get a sample myself? (For personal reasons)
Who will win in a wrestling match? Lordi or Pussycat Dolls?
Who is better, Joho Sanitized Prince or Corpse Micheal Jackson?
A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car, who’s driving?
The cop.
oooh very good, sir.
Situation: you’re in a sports bar in Denmark casually beheading soccer fans. Lars Ulrich walks in. Your eyes lock. What do you shove up his ass and how fast do you go?
OOOGA….dooooyumpoooo….UUUnnnGGGlllppppfffththhhhthhh (fart) heeeheeeehhheee OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgggllllalaglaglaglll….
Fuck you Ziltoid.
Fuck you.
this is trippy!
No Ziltoid…fuck YOU
Fuckin’ FUCK
boooooooplegupooo…
Whats your favorite kind of inter-species erotica?
What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you read these words: Bill O’Reilly, marshmallows, and a cocker spaniel?
Kerry King, George Bush and yourself all walk into a bar, describe what hilarity would ensue…
My shirt is still stained with Hitler’s seaman from one of your shows. What is the best way to remove the funk of tyrannical man chowder?
Is it fair the singer from Anthrax got fired for shitting on the bass player’s back? Don’t you regularly give Cleveland steamers to Jizmak?
I’d stomp those fuckers too, thanks!
Why do they put holes in crackers?
I think someone has already fucked Rosie with Tom, but man that made me laugh
Do you like fish sticks?
So what did the people of Mars look like before you killed them all?
GWAR is fucking terrible. Don’t bother with the “They have a great live show” comeback. They don’t. It’s entertaining for about 15 minutes, but REALLY drags on an on and on. I wanted to stick a pair of scissors in my ears. HORRIBLE band. HORRIBLE.
Why the fuck are you playing The Gathering of The Juggalos?
^
how many juggalos are u gonna slaughter?
Thanks for answering my question last week?
When could another DBX album/tour be expected?
Why haven’t you slaughtered ICP and all the Juggalo’s yet?
how did the “Gor-Gor” spin off for Cartoon Network’s “Codename: Kids Next Door” come about in the first place?
What are your thoughts on Crabcore?
*Search it on MetalSucks
George Bush, Kerry King and yourself walk into a bar, hilarity ensues.
Discuss….
When you headlined the Sounds of the Underground, would you say that GWAR killed on that tour? Or did you just kill it?
When is Sleazy P. Martini going to usurp power of the United States and force the population to mine for crack rocks?
How is it that Kerry King became a pretentious dickhead, but you are still cool and willing to anally violate any of us bohabs who are up for it?
Dear Oderus, can you please ask Dave Brokie where my promised “Gwar tickets for life” are… I gave that bastard a bunch of free drugs when he was in Tucson – on the day of 9/11 – I’m sure he’ll remember – as it was freakin 9/11 that day – anyway, I sure could have used those “Gwar tickets for life” recently. So, can ya ask him? I know it’s a lousy thing to ask of a god… but hey, I’m a cheap bastard.