COREY’S TWO-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: ARKAEA’S YEARS IN THE DARKNESS
Friday, August 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm by Corey Mitchell
Extreme-kin Park.
(two out of five horns)
[Corey Mitchell (AKA "The Old Fart") is a best-selling true crime author, founder of the #1 true crime blog, In Cold Blog, and sad about the recent death of my friend and fellow true crime author, Dale Hudson. RIP.]
Easiest way to put people off buying an album ever.
Goal achieved.
In fact, I think the cover art does enough.
I’m also fully expecting someone to come on and query whether the fact you’ve used a hyphen makes it a three word review.
YOU USED A HYPHEN.
THAT MAKES IT A THREE WORDS REVIEW.
AND FUCK YOU!
cap locks ruleszes
Oh wow, another Ziltoid impostor.
Fuck, he must be loving all of this.
No. Ziltoid probably hates having his reputation tainted. His imposters are all stupid.
Yes, these impostors are all idiots. I hate them. As much as I would’ve loved the review to be “Shit Sandwich,” this description is more than good enough. Well done.
hit the nail on the head with that review
hahaha yup
Shit Sandwich
beat me too it !!!
I said this in the ESTK post <_<
Still, very much correct way to describe this.
breviloquent
I love this word.
Me too.
jeez. i wasted 12 bucks on this album. I love threat Signal and Fear Factory, but GOD this album is boring. I don’t even mind the vocals, its just that every song just isn’t creative at all.
Oh, come now. Don’t think of it as having wasted 12 dollars; think of it as having purchased an extremely expensive coaster!
yea, my beer does look fancy now!
All i needed to know.
This album should have been a lot better than it is. Threat Signal actually have some damn good vocals, and yet on this record his vocals just totally suck.
Having said that, I do like the album. Just not as much as I was expecting to.
yeaa… they do. This album shoulda been awesome in theory, but goddamn, every song just feels so forced. and the riffs! SO boring!
ARKASUCKS.. I dont even mind in downloading it as s zio eaither buy the record, wating for the New Baroness instead
Brilliant review.
BRILLIANT!!!
I like this review haha
Sadly right… even Linkin Park could sound better.. it’s not bad.. it’s just boring.. I love the “dinoless” Fear Factory, but a “Burtonless” its just lame
I think I listened to this album… I know I downloaded it, and it was in my queue of albums, and then the next thing I knew it was in my Recycle Bin and it was an hour later. It’s like I blacked out or something.
To say that this album was forgettable would be an understatement.
I heard one song, and I thought that I was listening to Linkin Park. Enough said.
Oh well. I like this album, and it will remain in my rotation.
Anyhow, here’s a new Threat Signal song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eolTsLoX6JY). Ridiculously catchy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eolTsLoX6JY
As much as I respect Ray Herrerra as a musician, this album fucking sucked. If you want to hear familiar musicians do a debut album for a new band, listen to Tenet.
Funny… I just downloaded that the other day, although I have yet to listen to it.
wow, that was awesome! Good old school feel….
I heard a song of this on the radio the other day, and the first thing that came to mind was “oh, it’s the other two guys trying to sound like divine heresy”
heres mine
GAY FONT
I like Linkin Park and this shit is awful
Well, you get five points for thinking this shit is awful, but you lose ten points for liking Linkin Park.
Two word review of your two word review: I came.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Eeewwww…..
Couldn’t have said it better myself.