APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm by Vince Neilstein

too pure to dieLambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To Die have broken up. Oh well! For once I actually find myself agreeing with Lambgoat commenters. To wit, the first three responses to this announcement:

twadorno:
first post. excellent news.

youaresceneasfuck:
second post. excellent news.

Chomp_Chomp:
About fucking time. Not one sect of kids is bummed.

Fourth post. Excellent news!

-VN



10 COMMENTS on “APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP”

  1. stu1 says:

    band was atrocious.

  2. samthebrutal says:

    Still they weren’t too pure to suck (cock that is).

  3. timmah says:

    Yeah they were never good but they were awesome guys to hang out with. My old band played a few shows with them on tour years back and Jordan and the rest of them were just hilariously fun guys.

  4. I saw them open for all that remains, didnt know who they were. Put on a good show, but yeah the music left a lot to be desired.

  5. Josh Goetz says:

    I suppose it’s time for them to find other bands to be in…

    I just hope it isn’t metal this time.

  6. groverXIII says:

    That pic is hilarious. Wife-beater + suspenders + tattoos + folded hands = HxC

  7. SergeantD says:

    Bummer- TPTD were brutal as fuck, awesome moshcore :( Hope they go onto new bands so we get more X breakdowns X

  8. Hanzel says:

    saw them. excellent news. i recall one of the guitarists being cute tho.
    and it’s “to whit”, with an h, i believe, just to be a total grammar nazi.

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