APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm by Vince Neilstein
Lambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To Die have broken up. Oh well! For once I actually find myself agreeing with Lambgoat commenters. To wit, the first three responses to this announcement:
twadorno:
first post. excellent news.youaresceneasfuck:
second post. excellent news.Chomp_Chomp:
About fucking time. Not one sect of kids is bummed.
Fourth post. Excellent news!
-VN










butt-wagons
giant fucking BURY YOUR DEAD rip off…
fucking bullshit
band was atrocious.
Still they weren’t too pure to suck (cock that is).
Yeah they were never good but they were awesome guys to hang out with. My old band played a few shows with them on tour years back and Jordan and the rest of them were just hilariously fun guys.
I saw them open for all that remains, didnt know who they were. Put on a good show, but yeah the music left a lot to be desired.
I suppose it’s time for them to find other bands to be in…
I just hope it isn’t metal this time.
That pic is hilarious. Wife-beater + suspenders + tattoos + folded hands = HxC
Bummer- TPTD were brutal as fuck, awesome moshcore :( Hope they go onto new bands so we get more X breakdowns X
saw them. excellent news. i recall one of the guitarists being cute tho.
and it’s “to whit”, with an h, i believe, just to be a total grammar nazi.