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APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP

 Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm by

too pure to dieLambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To Die have broken up. Oh well! For once I actually find myself agreeing with Lambgoat commenters. To wit, the first three responses to this announcement:

twadorno:
first post. excellent news.

youaresceneasfuck:
second post. excellent news.

Chomp_Chomp:
About fucking time. Not one sect of kids is bummed.

Fourth post. Excellent news!

-VN

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    butt-wagons

    • Uglymicrowave

      giant fucking BURY YOUR DEAD rip off…

      fucking bullshit

  • stu1

    band was atrocious.

  • samthebrutal

    Still they weren’t too pure to suck (cock that is).

  • timmah

    Yeah they were never good but they were awesome guys to hang out with. My old band played a few shows with them on tour years back and Jordan and the rest of them were just hilariously fun guys.

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    I saw them open for all that remains, didnt know who they were. Put on a good show, but yeah the music left a lot to be desired.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Goetz/669203662 Josh Goetz

    I suppose it’s time for them to find other bands to be in…

    I just hope it isn’t metal this time.

  • groverXIII

    That pic is hilarious. Wife-beater + suspenders + tattoos + folded hands = HxC

  • http://metalinquisition.com SergeantD

    Bummer- TPTD were brutal as fuck, awesome moshcore :( Hope they go onto new bands so we get more X breakdowns X

  • Hanzel

    saw them. excellent news. i recall one of the guitarists being cute tho.
    and it’s “to whit”, with an h, i believe, just to be a total grammar nazi.