ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck is going on in their new video, “From Afar?” No one wanted to play their instrument? Or at least hold their instrument? Or even, y’know, move?

Maybe they just asked a former member of Dimmu Borgir to please pack their gear for them, and then he forgot. I bet that’s it. That has to be it. Right?

-AR


19 COMMENTS on “ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER”

  1. SP420 says:

    Yeah, the whole time I was expecting them to do something, like move, or brandish weapons or something. Instead they didn’t. It’s still worlds better than Ahti at least. But that’s not saying too much.

  2. MuthaFuckaI'mAHeadBusta says:

    “She’s a witch!” Burn her!”

  3. nairbs says:

    they were in a deep trance and the whole band was playing in a parallel universe. duh..

  4. Zoker says:

    Great song. The new album is going to be awesome without doubt, as always.

  5. groverXIII says:

    I thought the video wasn’t bad… kinda creepy, and pretty cheesy, but still halfway decent. The song, of course, and the album, are fucking awesome. It was kinda funny when everyone else started singing.

  6. Tortiss says:

    That one girl is one of the worst actor I’ve ever seen. Great song and band, of course.
    Is it just me or…

    3:07 …reminds me of Turisas

    3:37…reminds me of Wintersun

    Maybe I’m crazy.

  7. iolanach says:

    I like Ensiferum, but their new album just isn’t that good. Average, at best.

  8. Malacoda says:

    Totally badass footage of mountains and shit though.

  9. Nate says:

    The female keyboardist is fucking hawt.

  10. ZapBranigan says:

    I love the football player eye black.

  11. Bloodypuppet says:

    Did the singer have a Football game to get to afterward? Seriously? What’s up with the Sun Deflectors….

  12. Mike2 says:

    is it just me or did you put this up like, you know, last friday?

  13. Devon Czekaj says:

    Every video they ever did sucked.

  14. B. Ewing says:

    Of all the fun things you could think of while listening to ensiferum, this is how the song is portrayed… Where’s the glorious battle video this music deserves!!?

  15. fightingmike says:

    The song is amazing! It sounds like their touring with Turisas has rubbed off on them. I like this better than most of Victory Songs. They have never had very good videos though. The video for the song “Ahti” didnt have any of the band members in the video at all. I am gonna go get this record tomorrow though, stoked!!!

  16. Mark says:

    Love the song, but the video… yeah… what annoys me most is the way it cuts between shots of Pettri singing with one hand up to both hands up. That just irks me. And the fact that Emmi looks like a zombie… she’s usually quite cute!

  17. Facebook User says:

    I think I have been missing out…time to download some Ensiferum.

  18. bearwizard says:

    these guys would fucking kick your ass.
    in the fucking forest.

  19. Paul C says:

    Lets go camping! Bring the cute girl!

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