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GET DOUBLE BRUTAL IN OUR AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE MS PAINT CONTEST

Monday, September 28th, 2009 at 5:28pm by MetalSucks

austrian death machine - double brutalLike Tim Lambesis’ Ahnold-inspired side project Austrian Death Machine, MS Paint drawings provide for maximum lulz. So we’re combining the two for a fun little contest; do your best drawing of anything Arnold-related using only MS Paint or the paintbrush tool in Photoshop and you’ll win an Austrian Death Machine prize package featuring the band’s new album Double Brutal (out tomorrow!) as well as both prior albums (Total Brutal and A Very Brutal Christmas).

To enter, simply post a link to your work of art in a comment below, and be sure to include an actual email address in the “Email” field. You’ve got until October 12 at 11:59 PM EDT to enter, after which we’ll sort through the entries, pick our favorite and notify the winner by email. Remember, this is MetalSucks, so make that shit funny… the less your entry looks like a Rembrandt the better chance it has to win. Let’s see those MS Paint skills.

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97 COMMENTS on “GET DOUBLE BRUTAL IN OUR AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE MS PAINT CONTEST”

  1. poopsmcgee says:
    September 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    8===D

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  2. loose nut says:
    September 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    fuck these ripoffs, really.

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  3. 20 eyes says:
    September 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    ArnoCorps Do it Better.

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  4. Che Guitarra says:
    September 28, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    DAMN YOU!!! Why must this package be the prize when I already own the first two and already pre ordered the new one!?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!????!!!!!! And for those that don’t like it for stupid reasons like all the songs sound the same, fuck you! Of course they sound the same. Because they all sound BRUTAL!!!!

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  5. Che Guitarra says:
    September 28, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    I am really excited to hear the Agnostic Front cover they got on disc two of this bitch. Gotta go is a great jam, and to hear it done by the most Brutal (capital B) band in existence is going to cause me to have a miscarriage.

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  6. Discipleofthewatch says:
    September 28, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    I loves the total brutal! I’m going to head up to Best Buy and pick this and Dethklok up tomorrow on my lunch break. My coworker is responsible for Black Gives Way to Blue. He mooches all my cds, and he’s more into AIC than I am.

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  7. \m/Eluveitie\m/ says:
    September 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    http://tinypic.com/r/qzow36/4

    Enjoy

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  8. Ugly Jeff says:
    September 28, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2424/brootal.png

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  9. some guy says:
    September 28, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j222/FPS_john/notatumah.jpg

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  10. poopsmcgee says:
    September 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    http://s851.photobucket.com/albums/ab75/poopsmcgee9/?action=view&current=Arnold.jpg

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  11. poopsmcgee says:
    September 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Also,

    http://s851.photobucket.com/albums/ab75/poopsmcgee9/?action=view&current=Conan.png

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  12. seth says:
    September 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv143/guitarplayerlovesaiden/hahaarnold-1.jpg

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  13. The Goat says:
    September 28, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Here’s an idea for someone who gives a shit about this contest: Have Schwarzenegger as jesus hanging on a cross with a beard of worms, and this musician guy doing things to jesus’ penis cuz he loves both jesus and arnold so much.

    Reply
  14. Travis Montgomery says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:03 am

    [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/2yoa1z6.jpg[/IMG]

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  15. Ty says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:08 am

    (I don’t think my other comment went through, I apologize if this is a double post)

    If you don’t get this one, then you don’t know shit about Arnold.

    http://s583.photobucket.com/albums/ss278/tyschmidt/?action=view&current=DILLON.jpg

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  16. Steven A says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:11 am

    http://i34.tinypic.com/300eerc.jpg

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  17. Randy says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:59 am

    The Jingle all the way song is the funniest one on here.

    Reply
  18. WowWee! says:
    September 29, 2009 at 1:12 am

    http://i35.tinypic.com/2ege0y8.jpg

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  19. Travis Montgomery says:
    September 29, 2009 at 1:36 am

    http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/arnold/arnold-soundboard-11.htm

    Reply
  20. WowWee! says:
    September 29, 2009 at 1:41 am

    http://i37.tinypic.com/opr60n.jpg

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  21. WowWee! says:
    September 29, 2009 at 2:45 am

    http://i35.tinypic.com/29egkyc.jpg

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  22. WowWee! says:
    September 29, 2009 at 7:14 am

    http://i36.tinypic.com/2nsw09h.jpg

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  23. linotheundead says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:05 am

    All i could think of, lol

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  24. linotheundead says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:06 am

    grrr…

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  25. linotheundead says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:07 am

    goddammit!

    [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/71i4qe.jpg[/IMG]

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  26. linotheundead says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:08 am

    oh for the love of…!

    http://it.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=71i4qe&s=4

    come on! do it! do it now!

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  27. linotheundead says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:09 am

    you son of a bitch!

    http://i35.tinypic.com/71i4qe.jpg

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  28. d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. says:
    September 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/oracle19/paint/495939.jpg

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  29. Todd says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    http://s677.photobucket.com/albums/vv131/chesterdesmond/?action=view&current=tumah.jpg

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  30. Todd says:
    September 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv131/chesterdesmond/tumah.jpg

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  31. mr_Izan says:
    September 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    this is a fun band, but tim, didja REALLY have to call it “double brutal”?
    *facepalm*

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    • Leprosy says:
      October 1, 2009 at 10:32 am

      yesssss, cuz ze album is more broo-tall then ze last al-bum me and timmy made. and it has dooble ze songsss so that makes it MUCH MORE BROOTALLER

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  32. RomuluXX says:
    September 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    http://s669.photobucket.com/albums/vv56/romuluxx/?action=view&current=Untitled.png

    Brutal.

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  33. jerm says:
    September 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    http://i35.tinypic.com/1110cvd.jpg

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  34. FukinBowDown says:
    September 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    http://i37.tinypic.com/2vsq91v.jpg

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  35. WowWee! says:
    September 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    http://i33.tinypic.com/33kq4k6.jpg

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  36. Ugly Jeff says:
    September 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6586/gettothechoppa.png

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  37. Travis Montgomery says:
    September 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    another one and more to come

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2q2gty0.jpg

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  38. Razze says:
    September 30, 2009 at 7:35 am

    will you ship to europe?

    Reply
  39. Nick Schultz says:
    September 30, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg101/archeshermit/ahnoldddd4.jpg

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    • Jacob Martin says:
      October 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

      I saw ADM last night (with Skeletonwitch, Black Dahlia Murder, and Children of Bodom), and Tim was introducing his band members and when he introduced the guitar player, who is also in AILD, he actually said ‘As I Lay Crying’. Pretty funny.

      Reply
  40. Maggie says:
    September 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9171/arnoldvpredator.gif

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  41. WowWee! says:
    October 1, 2009 at 12:00 am

    http://i38.tinypic.com/2qa007a.jpg

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  42. Kevin Manzullo says:
    October 1, 2009 at 1:07 am

    hope ya guys like it

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  43. Kevin Manzullo says:
    October 1, 2009 at 1:10 am

    hope you like it

    Reply
  44. Kevin Manzullo says:
    October 1, 2009 at 2:12 am

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3456/3971137770_3c3c220a45.jpg

    hope you guys like it

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  45. Kuranes says:
    October 1, 2009 at 9:32 am

    http://i38.tinypic.com/2ak9onq.jpg

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  46. Nick Schultz says:
    October 1, 2009 at 10:10 am

    http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg101/archeshermit/AAkanye3.jpg

    “He’s a jackass” lol.

    not a good as my first, oh well.

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  47. WowWee! says:
    October 2, 2009 at 1:11 am

    http://i37.tinypic.com/k1ua74.jpg

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  48. turboringtail says:
    October 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    [IMG]http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx180/turboringtail/contestdoodle.jpg[/IMG]

    Man, I hope that actually creates a link. I’d hate to be a re-poster.

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  49. Nick Schultz says:
    October 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg101/archeshermit/AhhnldvsPred2.jpg

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  50. turboringtail says:
    October 3, 2009 at 11:33 am

    http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx180/turboringtail/Bonginator.jpg

    GET TO THE BOOONNGG!!!!!

    Reply
  51. WowWee! says:
    October 5, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    http://i37.tinypic.com/sl7fpz.jpg

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  52. turboringtail says:
    October 8, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Brutal Recall (NSFW?)

    http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx180/turboringtail/BrutalRecall.jpg

    Reply
  53. Bring the Tour To Vegas says:
    October 11, 2009 at 10:45 am

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2m33azt.jpg

    part 1 of 2

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  54. WowWee! says:
    October 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

    http://i38.tinypic.com/91077b.jpg

    part 2 of 2 was the part sayings really necessary?

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  55. WowWee! says:
    October 11, 2009 at 10:53 am

    http://i38.tinypic.com/25zl20p.jpg

    Black Metal Arnold

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  56. WowWee! says:
    October 11, 2009 at 11:12 am

    I think I’m done so

    http://i38.tinypic.com/wimtxc.jpg

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  57. Chainsaw Majini says:
    October 12, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Aaaaallllriiiight

    Reply
  58. Chainsaw Majini says:
    October 12, 2009 at 11:08 am

    http://i34.tinypic.com/20qkjec.jpg

    Reply

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