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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AMON AMARTH, GWAR AND RAVAGE CDs

 Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 4:30pm by

black metal familyThe Monkeys are cranky today so let’s make this quick. The winner of last week’s funny photo caption contest and proud new owner of 10 random CDs from Prosthetic Records:

Devin Townsend Sr.: “ALL OUR DICKS COMBINED ARE THIS BIG.”

I actually LOLed at that one. This week we’re giving away a three-pack of CDs from Metal Blade Records: Amon Amarth’s The Avenger (reissue, 2CD Digipak), Ravage’s The End of Tomorrow, and Gwar’s latest, Lust in Space. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by MS reader Pelin] and they’ll be yours.

darth pizza

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  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I find your lack of marinara disturbing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

      1

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    “Anchovies do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sub, not excuses.”

    • Tim

      Dammit I didn’t even see yours. Oh well.

      • Devin Townsend Sr.

        i dont see how i won. i thought GroverXIII was gonna win with that great letter that he wrote.

  • pony

    after eating dominos darth vader found the darkside to be in the ass of his pants

  • RhetOhRick

    Dominos Fresh Baked Sandwiches…From our oven to the darkside (or dorkside whichever you prefer) in 30 minutes, or it’s free…

  • Arthur von Nagel

    After supporting Right-wing social causes for years, Domino’s finally takes the next logical step.

    • Procrastinate

      No scavengers will feast on that order anymore.
      >_>
      <_<

      • Ziltoid

        I like this one!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    All too cheesy.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Oof… speaking of cheesy…

      • Arthur von Nagel

        Talk about a saucy remark.

    • cookie

      win!

  • Kanigit

    Free cheesey bread with the purchase of one deathstar.

  • jason

    “I said Cinna-stix you ninny…do not fail me again.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    Darth chillin during the construction of the new Death Star moments before chaos

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    “Don’t be too proud of this culinary terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a colon is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    Darth always struck me as a Papa John’s type of guy

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    You should’ve seen Jabba’s order

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Or does he get Pizza Hutt?

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Now I’m thinking of Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs.

        “Or else pizza is gonna send out for YOU!”

  • Tim

    Hemorrhoids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sub, not excuses.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    “I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. You probably could have found better materials to build it from, however.”

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    When domino’s refused to honor the “30 minutes or free” rule when delivering to the Death Star, Darth Vader’s cheese stick addiction took him to suburbia.

  • 6infinite6hatred6

    Star Wars VII: Cinna-Sith

  • Arthur von Nagel

    In his latest original trilogy re-release, George Lucas takes product placement to new lows.

  • Tim

    “I am altering my order. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      DAMN… I was just about to post this. Although I was going with “I have altered the meal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

      • Tim

        Well, we’re even now.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          Great minds think alike.

    • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

      I was gonna post something along those lines too. Damn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Lentz/20725060 Jake Lentz

    And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden delivery fee…

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Vader: “You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training.”

    Manager: “This new training guy’s weird, but effective.”

  • seantastic

    Shortly after this picture was taken, Vader found out that Chipotl-away does not get out the Dominoes-induced bloody boxers.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Last month’s episode of “Maury” brought Darth Vader and Kevin Federline closer than ever.

    • 6infinite6hatred6

      you win just because of your name. why the hell is that show not on the air anymore?

  • Tim

    Darth Vader: What is thy breading, my master?
    The Emperor: Rye. Send the order to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
    Darth Vader: What of the reports of the Pizza Hut near Sollust?
    The Emperor: It is of no concern. Soon Dominos will be crushed and the pizza will be for us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
    Darth Vader: Yes, my master.

  • skoal

    Don’t do it Darth!!!!!! Its the latest plot from Gunface to steal the deathstar!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Barrick/1630475642 Cody Barrick

    “One hour later(in the bathroom)” The Force was strong with that one

  • Leprosy

    I’m Darth Vader; and i approve of this.

  • Wyzt

    True black metal orders from *hissss* dominos

  • Orz

    Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Domino’s.

  • Viking-Shredder

    The force is strong with this one… Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the Pizza Delivery Boy.

  • Sean Pulatie

    You underestimate the power of the Domino’s. If you will not eat, then you will meet your destiny!

  • http://Wharton Matt Wharton

    “The Father of Domono’s”

  • WowWee!

    you know this is free after 30 minutes

  • WowWee!

    What Vader has to do know to keep the band up and going.

  • WowWee!

    Come to the darkside Dominos to crush the rebellion Pizza Hut.

  • WowWee!

    Damn Vader you live in a pretty fancy place I expected it to be a bit darker.
    Ya things change when you settle down from crushing Rebel forces.

  • WowWee!

    This is what has become of my son Luke, He is strong with the forcing of getting tips.

  • Alex P.

    Part of the Empire’s vastly successful American campaign (Codename Dino Cazares).

  • DD

    The recession has effected the empire in many ways.

    • max

      affected

      • DD

        I apologize for my mistake your holiness of pronunciation.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          *grammar not pronunciation.

  • Benito

    “I got a delivery for a Mr. Slipknot!”

  • The Ogre

    With sponsership from the Dark Side, Dominos is finally able to finish destroying the colons of Americans

  • thelump

    The dark side ran out of cookies

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    No Luke…I am your manager.

  • vaste burai

    luke, i am your father! i don’t have to tip…

  • Stephen

    “The Chinese food guy never makes me do this.”

  • Ziltoid

    So this is what the old vocalist of Attack Attack! now does for a living! Quite the promotion.

    • Ziltoid

      Actually, screw it, I don’t want those CDs. This is not an entry.

      • MetalMeatHammer

        Don’t worry, that wasn’t going to win you anything

  • Coop

    Even taking a picture with Darth Vader doesn’t make this pizza any less shitty.

  • Nick

    If you only knew the power of the crazy bread!

  • Argonaut-666

    The 666 deal

  • B-dizzle

    Wow, you guys chose the worst fucking quote out of all of them

    at least you fired Gary Suarez

  • Facebook User

    The new Death Star Happy Meal.

  • BoB_Spldbckwrds

    after amidala, darth vader just didn’t have it in him for another long term relationship. so he raped pizza delivery guys instead.

  • Hoodrat

    Introducing the new light saber bread sticks.

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    come to the dark side, we have Domino’s

  • wdpckr72

    “God please let that be a toy light sabre that is poking me in the side!!”

  • Jimmy

    How the hell did they reach the death star in under 30 minutes?

    • http://raiseyerfists.wordpress.com raiseyerfists

      Haha that one’s kinda funny

  • FlyingDadBomb

    I’ve been waiting for you, Cheesy Bread. We meet again at last.

  • lkgf09

    What Gary Suarez does now with all his time off.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Lentz/20725060 Jake Lentz

      We have a winner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Max-Waldt/1371330194 Max Waldt

    I am really high or is this guy wearing a darth vader mask…

  • MetalMeatHammer

    “You forgot the red peppers? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  • http://Www.facebook.com/danceswithsoda Mark Gavin

    ‘I find the lack of cheese… disturbing.’

  • http://myspace.com/bennymasonband Brock Englander

    “Hey there Im Darth Vader!” “And I’m a dominoes guy!”

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    If Darth Vader had returned to the Light Side of the force after his burning. Luke becomes a delivery boy in high school, and Leia is the class whore. And no, he can’t relate to either of them.

    • DD

      I think you wasted all your funny on the comment you left me.

  • vaste burai

    ALL OUR DICKS COMBINED ARE THIS BIG!

  • Grey Price

    Darth: (waving his hand) You do not need a tip.
    Delivery Guy: Don’t play that “Jedi Mindfuck” on me pal! Do you know how much gas I wasted to get here?
    Long uncomfortable silence.
    The hum of a lightsaber can be heard.
    Darth: At last, the hot deliciousness is now within my grasp.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-R-Valverth/521246222 Jorge R. Valverth

    Not even the dark side of the force can resist hungry… Or a “not planned” gay encounter…

    30 minutes or Free

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    i’m surprised nobody seems to be getting a bad gay porn vibe from this. i mean especially since there’s a pizza delivery boy in the pic.

  • justin

    there is nothing remotely funny about this picture.

  • caparison_applehorn

    After the Death Star was blown up for the 2nd time, Darth Vader said im doen with these evil ways, this im gettign a job with benefits

  • Malacoda

    Joey was later disappointed to find out that his customer was not, as the customer claimed, Kerry King in a Darth Vader

    • Malacoda

      mask.

  • WowWee!

    Vader sells out for free Dominos for life, sadly profits have not increased.

  • Nine Inch Nailing Your Girlfriend

    Domino’s made me Nuclear Assault my pants.

  • fml

    I ordered a large Mushroomhead, not cinnastix!

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    I find the lack of pepperoni on this pizza disturbing.

  • some guy

    It’s difficult to get laid when you’re a Star Wars convention freak. Unless you have the ability to lure unsuspecting pizza delivery boys into your home. Then it’s easy.

  • canea

    Leave these breadsticks to me. I will deal with them myself.

  • http://theinvertedpanopticon.blogspot.com/ C.

    “I find your lack of ranch dipping sauce disturbing.”

  • Dave.

    I guess there are no laws forbidding gay marriage on the dethstar…

  • SourDeez

    Now that’s an inventive Halloween duo. Darth Vader and Dave Lombardo.

  • http://URI will

    since your here, how much extra to fuck you in ass while i wear this? … come on, your already here and i know you guys love a tip.

  • Skanes

    Domino’s, proud supporters of the space post-apocalypse.

  • anttichrist

    From the opening of the hitherto most ambitious and, as it were, most distant branch. Anxious shift manager has just delivered the first order.

  • D3athTillDawn

    The dark side…is not so strong with this one.

  • sardaukar22

    Your failure is complete. I asked for buffalo wings. If you do not deliver them, than perhaps your sister will…

  • MetalRod

    I sense your right hand is reaching towards the dark side…

  • Peter

    Darth: Do you accept Discover?
    Pizza Guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Justin

    “PALPATINE!!! This photo-op had better work. My street cred is at stake.”

  • ofekk

    “I…am your costumer…”

  • Failure

    the pizza delivery man’s smirk tells an all too familiar tale of bread stick ejaculation.

  • Shane Gillis

    Vader: I’m not really Darth Vader…hahaha…this is just a mask.

    Pizza boy: Oh…well, I really work at Domino’s. And seeing your costume is the best thing that has happened to me in 37 days 14 hours 22 minutes and 11 seconds.

    awkward silence

  • http://www.myspace.com/defamation Ry

    Darth Mustaine taking a quick break during the construction of the “Deth Star”

  • http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

    I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

    Don’t under estimate the power of the Force

    The Force is strong with this one.

  • enyggma

    This dominoes delivery guy is as clumsy as he is stupid.

  • Mutt Weiler

    Chad Vader season 2 on DVD now $5 off with purchase of Cinna-stix.

  • Adam

    Now I am the Master!

  • myke

    this isnt dick in a box is it?

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    I threw in this Cheesy Bread so he doesn’t choke me to death.

  • Orz

    Vader: Luke… *I* am HIS father!

  • SYL Townsend

    This picture was taken the day before Vader sued Domino’s for ripping off his mini lightsaber sticks.

  • Cam

    I find the abundance of the same quote to be disturbing.

  • chase

    Get the door, It’s Darth Vader

  • vaste burai

    your choice of lame pictures of pizza guys and a douche in a mask is disturbing.

  • Brady

    Darth: I FUCKED THE PIZZAGUY!!!!

    Pizza Guy: I win :)

  • http://twitter.com/SchenkelTown Daisy May Tinklepants

    A look at the cover art for Devin Townsend’s new solo project “Delivery Man Destroyer”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Burchett/512785027 Anthony Burchett

    This will show those scene kids how metal I am, damnit.

  • thrashley simpson

    my order is wrong, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ SenorBivins

    You are in command now, Admiral Pizza Pie-tt

  • prives

    “…and if I pose for this photo, you’ll just give it to me for free? And I won’t have to touch it again…?”

  • Professor Fuckface

    Ziltoid takes some time-out, between posting on MS and regenerating mana-points, to pose with another representative of the local minority community.

  • fightingmike

    Vader’s new protege: Darth Darjeet.

  • fightingmike

    “I see your ‘breadstick’ is as big as mine!”

  • fightingmike

    “Stike this pizza down with all of your hated and let your journey to the darkside be complete”

  • BruisedMetal

    Darth vader tried to convince a dominos delivery guy that he is his father in order to get free food …it didnt work

  • Maggie

    Apparently nothing instills more fear in pizza delivery men than exposed plumbing and cheap Darth Vader masks. Halloween plans=SET.

  • BruisedMetal

    After failing to convince the dominos delivery guy that he was his father in order to get free breadsticks, he was reminded that he was not this guys father but a 40 year old man in a cheap darth vader mask that has waisted his life… he later turned on his light sabber night light and cried himself to sleep

  • Viking-Shredder

    Rule #1: Woman have things between their legs that are shaped like tacos. BUT DON’T EAT IT!!!

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Dammit, I thought Piotr was gonna be here…

  • metalliman

    Domino: Darth Vader approves.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sadettinkanyak pelin

    i feel your lack of pepperoni disturbing

  • PD

    Sneak preview of Eyal Levi’s Halloween costume this year: DAATH Vader.

  • Ryan

    I am your father. Not really, but if i was you would give me free dominoes. The cheesy bread is so scrumptious.

  • SlickerDrip

    It’s an older dough, sir, but it stretched out.

  • xcin

    Happy Halloween!

  • Gerardo

    “The bread sticks were wonderful! This is why the Dark Side always orders Dominoes!”