FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AMON AMARTH, GWAR AND RAVAGE CDs
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 4:30pm by Vince Neilstein
The Monkeys are cranky today so let’s make this quick. The winner of last week’s funny photo caption contest and proud new owner of 10 random CDs from Prosthetic Records:
Devin Townsend Sr.: “ALL OUR DICKS COMBINED ARE THIS BIG.”
I actually LOLed at that one. This week we’re giving away a three-pack of CDs from Metal Blade Records: Amon Amarth’s The Avenger (reissue, 2CD Digipak), Ravage’s The End of Tomorrow, and Gwar’s latest, Lust in Space. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by MS reader Pelin] and they’ll be yours.
I find your lack of marinara disturbing.
+1
“Anchovies do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sub, not excuses.”
Dammit I didn’t even see yours. Oh well.
i dont see how i won. i thought GroverXIII was gonna win with that great letter that he wrote.
after eating dominos darth vader found the darkside to be in the ass of his pants
Dominos Fresh Baked Sandwiches…From our oven to the darkside (or dorkside whichever you prefer) in 30 minutes, or it’s free…
After supporting Right-wing social causes for years, Domino’s finally takes the next logical step.
No scavengers will feast on that order anymore.
>_>
<_<
I like this one!
All too cheesy.
Oof… speaking of cheesy…
Talk about a saucy remark.
win!
Free cheesey bread with the purchase of one deathstar.
“I said Cinna-stix you ninny…do not fail me again.”
Darth chillin during the construction of the new Death Star moments before chaos
“Don’t be too proud of this culinary terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a colon is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
Darth always struck me as a Papa John’s type of guy
You should’ve seen Jabba’s order
Or does he get Pizza Hutt?
Now I’m thinking of Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs.
“Or else pizza is gonna send out for YOU!”
Hemorrhoids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that sub, not excuses.
“I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. You probably could have found better materials to build it from, however.”
When domino’s refused to honor the “30 minutes or free” rule when delivering to the Death Star, Darth Vader’s cheese stick addiction took him to suburbia.
Star Wars VII: Cinna-Sith
In his latest original trilogy re-release, George Lucas takes product placement to new lows.
“I am altering my order. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
DAMN… I was just about to post this. Although I was going with “I have altered the meal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Well, we’re even now.
Great minds think alike.
I was gonna post something along those lines too. Damn.
And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden delivery fee…
Vader: “You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training.”
Manager: “This new training guy’s weird, but effective.”
Shortly after this picture was taken, Vader found out that Chipotl-away does not get out the Dominoes-induced bloody boxers.
Last month’s episode of “Maury” brought Darth Vader and Kevin Federline closer than ever.
you win just because of your name. why the hell is that show not on the air anymore?
Darth Vader: What is thy breading, my master?
The Emperor: Rye. Send the order to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
Darth Vader: What of the reports of the Pizza Hut near Sollust?
The Emperor: It is of no concern. Soon Dominos will be crushed and the pizza will be for us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
Darth Vader: Yes, my master.
Don’t do it Darth!!!!!! Its the latest plot from Gunface to steal the deathstar!!!!!!!
“One hour later(in the bathroom)” The Force was strong with that one
I’m Darth Vader; and i approve of this.
True black metal orders from *hissss* dominos
Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Domino’s.
The force is strong with this one… Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the Pizza Delivery Boy.
You underestimate the power of the Domino’s. If you will not eat, then you will meet your destiny!
“The Father of Domono’s”
you know this is free after 30 minutes
What Vader has to do know to keep the band up and going.
Come to the darkside Dominos to crush the rebellion Pizza Hut.
Damn Vader you live in a pretty fancy place I expected it to be a bit darker.
Ya things change when you settle down from crushing Rebel forces.
This is what has become of my son Luke, He is strong with the forcing of getting tips.
Part of the Empire’s vastly successful American campaign (Codename Dino Cazares).
The recession has effected the empire in many ways.
affected
I apologize for my mistake your holiness of pronunciation.
*grammar not pronunciation.
“I got a delivery for a Mr. Slipknot!”
With sponsership from the Dark Side, Dominos is finally able to finish destroying the colons of Americans
The dark side ran out of cookies
No Luke…I am your manager.
luke, i am your father! i don’t have to tip…
“The Chinese food guy never makes me do this.”
So this is what the old vocalist of Attack Attack! now does for a living! Quite the promotion.
Actually, screw it, I don’t want those CDs. This is not an entry.
Don’t worry, that wasn’t going to win you anything
Even taking a picture with Darth Vader doesn’t make this pizza any less shitty.
If you only knew the power of the crazy bread!
The 666 deal
Wow, you guys chose the worst fucking quote out of all of them
at least you fired Gary Suarez
The new Death Star Happy Meal.
after amidala, darth vader just didn’t have it in him for another long term relationship. so he raped pizza delivery guys instead.
Introducing the new light saber bread sticks.
come to the dark side, we have Domino’s
“God please let that be a toy light sabre that is poking me in the side!!”
How the hell did they reach the death star in under 30 minutes?
Haha that one’s kinda funny
I’ve been waiting for you, Cheesy Bread. We meet again at last.
What Gary Suarez does now with all his time off.
We have a winner.
I am really high or is this guy wearing a darth vader mask…
“You forgot the red peppers? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
‘I find the lack of cheese… disturbing.’
“Hey there Im Darth Vader!” “And I’m a dominoes guy!”
If Darth Vader had returned to the Light Side of the force after his burning. Luke becomes a delivery boy in high school, and Leia is the class whore. And no, he can’t relate to either of them.
I think you wasted all your funny on the comment you left me.
ALL OUR DICKS COMBINED ARE THIS BIG!
Darth: (waving his hand) You do not need a tip.
Delivery Guy: Don’t play that “Jedi Mindfuck” on me pal! Do you know how much gas I wasted to get here?
Long uncomfortable silence.
The hum of a lightsaber can be heard.
Darth: At last, the hot deliciousness is now within my grasp.
Not even the dark side of the force can resist hungry… Or a “not planned” gay encounter…
30 minutes or Free
i’m surprised nobody seems to be getting a bad gay porn vibe from this. i mean especially since there’s a pizza delivery boy in the pic.
there is nothing remotely funny about this picture.
After the Death Star was blown up for the 2nd time, Darth Vader said im doen with these evil ways, this im gettign a job with benefits
Joey was later disappointed to find out that his customer was not, as the customer claimed, Kerry King in a Darth Vader
mask.
Vader sells out for free Dominos for life, sadly profits have not increased.
Domino’s made me Nuclear Assault my pants.
I ordered a large Mushroomhead, not cinnastix!
I find the lack of pepperoni on this pizza disturbing.
It’s difficult to get laid when you’re a Star Wars convention freak. Unless you have the ability to lure unsuspecting pizza delivery boys into your home. Then it’s easy.
Leave these breadsticks to me. I will deal with them myself.
“I find your lack of ranch dipping sauce disturbing.”
I guess there are no laws forbidding gay marriage on the dethstar…
Now that’s an inventive Halloween duo. Darth Vader and Dave Lombardo.
since your here, how much extra to fuck you in ass while i wear this? … come on, your already here and i know you guys love a tip.
Domino’s, proud supporters of the space post-apocalypse.
From the opening of the hitherto most ambitious and, as it were, most distant branch. Anxious shift manager has just delivered the first order.
The dark side…is not so strong with this one.
Your failure is complete. I asked for buffalo wings. If you do not deliver them, than perhaps your sister will…
I sense your right hand is reaching towards the dark side…
Darth: Do you accept Discover?
Pizza Guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
“PALPATINE!!! This photo-op had better work. My street cred is at stake.”
“I…am your costumer…”
the pizza delivery man’s smirk tells an all too familiar tale of bread stick ejaculation.
Vader: I’m not really Darth Vader…hahaha…this is just a mask.
Pizza boy: Oh…well, I really work at Domino’s. And seeing your costume is the best thing that has happened to me in 37 days 14 hours 22 minutes and 11 seconds.
awkward silence
Darth Mustaine taking a quick break during the construction of the “Deth Star”
I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
Don’t under estimate the power of the Force
The Force is strong with this one.
This dominoes delivery guy is as clumsy as he is stupid.
Chad Vader season 2 on DVD now $5 off with purchase of Cinna-stix.
Now I am the Master!
this isnt dick in a box is it?
I threw in this Cheesy Bread so he doesn’t choke me to death.
Vader: Luke… *I* am HIS father!
This picture was taken the day before Vader sued Domino’s for ripping off his mini lightsaber sticks.
I find the abundance of the same quote to be disturbing.
Get the door, It’s Darth Vader
your choice of lame pictures of pizza guys and a douche in a mask is disturbing.
Darth: I FUCKED THE PIZZAGUY!!!!
Pizza Guy: I win :)
A look at the cover art for Devin Townsend’s new solo project “Delivery Man Destroyer”
This will show those scene kids how metal I am, damnit.
my order is wrong, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You are in command now, Admiral Pizza Pie-tt
“…and if I pose for this photo, you’ll just give it to me for free? And I won’t have to touch it again…?”
Ziltoid takes some time-out, between posting on MS and regenerating mana-points, to pose with another representative of the local minority community.
Vader’s new protege: Darth Darjeet.
“I see your ‘breadstick’ is as big as mine!”
“Stike this pizza down with all of your hated and let your journey to the darkside be complete”
Darth vader tried to convince a dominos delivery guy that he is his father in order to get free food …it didnt work
Apparently nothing instills more fear in pizza delivery men than exposed plumbing and cheap Darth Vader masks. Halloween plans=SET.
After failing to convince the dominos delivery guy that he was his father in order to get free breadsticks, he was reminded that he was not this guys father but a 40 year old man in a cheap darth vader mask that has waisted his life… he later turned on his light sabber night light and cried himself to sleep
Rule #1: Woman have things between their legs that are shaped like tacos. BUT DON’T EAT IT!!!
Dammit, I thought Piotr was gonna be here…
Domino: Darth Vader approves.
i feel your lack of pepperoni disturbing
Sneak preview of Eyal Levi’s Halloween costume this year: DAATH Vader.
I am your father. Not really, but if i was you would give me free dominoes. The cheesy bread is so scrumptious.
It’s an older dough, sir, but it stretched out.
Happy Halloween!
“The bread sticks were wonderful! This is why the Dark Side always orders Dominoes!”