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YEAH, ZAKK. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA.

 Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm by

I saw the below trailer, for something called Bones that apparently is not the popular television program, on SkullsNBones.com. Like that piece of garbage movie that D. Randall Blythe is in, it seems to me that the most notable thing about this movie is going to be pretty girls in flattering outfits. That, and what happens at the forty second mark.

Holy crap, did Zakk just give that little kid a beer? I understand that this is a scripted film, that Zakk did not really give that kid a beer, and that one beer ain’t gonna kill the kid anyways, but, still… that’s kind of hilarious, isn’t it? I mean, if we found out that giving little pubeless dudes booze was a key component of Zakk’s child rearing techniques, would anyone really be shocked? This is art imitating life, methinks.

-AR

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  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Is that the kid from that confusing ass show “John From Cincinatti?”
    He was honestly the worst actor I have ever seen. I know he’s just a kid, but good lord, it was some awful acting.

    • major

      nah different kid

      • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

        yeah, now I see it. That’s the kid from that Bruce Willis movie, Hostage.

        • hellboar

          i also think its the kid version of james kirk in the new star trek.

  • Johnny

    oh come on Zakk…

  • Snores

    Dazed and Confused rip off?
    i just get that feeling, except, with guns, and less weed, therefore less fun

    in other news, the new orphaned land trailer is sexxxyyyyyyy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNjRUOd2bHs

    • http://runningthevoodoodown.blogspot.com pdf

      Nah, looks more like a combination River’s Edge, Bully and Gummo, with Zakk Wylde playing the role Dennis Hopper played in River’s Edge.

      I might get it from Netflix if I even remember it exists a few months down the road.

  • Facebook User

    this looks pretty good

  • FLA

    When I heard he had been working on Bones, I really thought it was the TV show. They’ve had Billy Gibbons on that show a few times as one of the character’s father as well as Motley Crue, so I didn’t think it was too far out of the question they’d have him on there, too.

  • Manfred Nuggets

    This looks failtastic and melodramatic. And isn’t Zakk sober now?

  • R. Joseph Smith

    Zakk’s blood clots….Still funny.

    • therealmetalmatt

      XD

  • http://URI Will

    first class. oscars get ready

  • KilledByDeath

    The movie will probably suck, but i’ll still watch it cause i like Zakk. This comment is overly bland.

  • Awful Georges

    Zakk Wylde was so fuckin funny in SUPERSTAR.

    • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

      ROCKSTAR?

  • http://www.noisecreep.com Jay

    “What mic? This is a stick with a marshmallow on the end of it!”