YEAH, ZAKK. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA.

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm by Axl Rosenberg

I saw the below trailer, for something called Bones that apparently is not the popular television program, on SkullsNBones.com. Like that piece of garbage movie that D. Randall Blythe is in, it seems to me that the most notable thing about this movie is going to be pretty girls in flattering outfits. That, and what happens at the forty second mark.

Holy crap, did Zakk just give that little kid a beer? I understand that this is a scripted film, that Zakk did not really give that kid a beer, and that one beer ain’t gonna kill the kid anyways, but, still… that’s kind of hilarious, isn’t it? I mean, if we found out that giving little pubeless dudes booze was a key component of Zakk’s child rearing techniques, would anyone really be shocked? This is art imitating life, methinks.

-AR



17 COMMENTS on “YEAH, ZAKK. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA.”

  1. RockOutWithMy...YouKnow says:

    Is that the kid from that confusing ass show “John From Cincinatti?”
    He was honestly the worst actor I have ever seen. I know he’s just a kid, but good lord, it was some awful acting.

  2. Johnny says:

    oh come on Zakk…

  3. Snores says:

    Dazed and Confused rip off?
    i just get that feeling, except, with guns, and less weed, therefore less fun

    in other news, the new orphaned land trailer is sexxxyyyyyyy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNjRUOd2bHs

    • pdf says:

      Nah, looks more like a combination River’s Edge, Bully and Gummo, with Zakk Wylde playing the role Dennis Hopper played in River’s Edge.

      I might get it from Netflix if I even remember it exists a few months down the road.

  4. Facebook User says:

    this looks pretty good

  5. FLA says:

    When I heard he had been working on Bones, I really thought it was the TV show. They’ve had Billy Gibbons on that show a few times as one of the character’s father as well as Motley Crue, so I didn’t think it was too far out of the question they’d have him on there, too.

  6. Manfred Nuggets says:

    This looks failtastic and melodramatic. And isn’t Zakk sober now?

  7. R. Joseph Smith says:

    Zakk’s blood clots….Still funny.

  8. Will says:

    first class. oscars get ready

  9. KilledByDeath says:

    The movie will probably suck, but i’ll still watch it cause i like Zakk. This comment is overly bland.

  10. Awful Georges says:

    Zakk Wylde was so fuckin funny in SUPERSTAR.

  11. Jay says:

    “What mic? This is a stick with a marshmallow on the end of it!”

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