WHAT IS DJ ASHBA DOING TO THAT POOR CAT?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl Rosenberg

Ladies and gentlemen, Dj (not DJ) Ashba got paid more money to play this solo in front of thousands of screaming fans than you or I will ever make in our entire lives:

Someone please cut off his fingers so he never does that again. Please.

-AR



44 COMMENTS on “WHAT IS DJ ASHBA DOING TO THAT POOR CAT?”

  1. Winnieco says:

    Oh god what the f***?, epic fail.

  2. Corpse555 says:

    wtf is wrong w/ that guy! I wonder how the hell he did the solos for Paradise City or Welcome to the Jungle.. shit if he fuckin’ butchered this one..

  3. Zoker says:

    Every single fucking bend is out of tune…

  4. Mike says:

    As much as I liked The Heroin Diaries, he never really did anything of note (no pun intended) on guitar.

    • stu1 says:

      I think HD is pretty cheesy, but I agree with the rest. I don’t get the stroking people do of this guy. He’s never done anything remotely “good.”

  5. Bobby Tims says:

    oh sweet christ….

  6. permafrost says:

    That is just awful.

  7. Brendan Snow says:

    the last part reminded me of this kid I played guitar with in jazz band back in high school…our director gave him a spot to improvise a solo (guy played pretty much nothing but zeppelin) and the look of horror on her face at what came out was priceless. she literally went up to him after rehearsal with a piece of paper and was like “okay, so these are scales…” hahahaha

  8. Benito says:

    you’d think he’d figure out how to stay in the same key by now.

  9. Paul Ortiz says:

    At once the best and worst thing I’ve ever heard :)

  10. wormdrive says:

    Poor Kitty.

  11. How the fuck do you become the new lead -fucking- guitarist of a band as famous as Guns ‘n’ fucking Roses if you can’t even fucking play the fucking song fucking right?!

  12. DruM says:

    Don’t wanna burst anyone’s bubble, but I’m pretty sure the solos shittiness was intended.

  13. jason says:

    Scabs & Roses

  14. Terje says:

    DJ Ashba fucked this up so badly… I have been crying myself to sleep every day since this. Everything else he does perfect :(

    This is what he usually does in every song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOcGFimEpQ

  15. Frampler says:

    You may have little faith in your earning potential, but I’m pretty sure that being a salaried musician for the Axl Rose Band doesn’t pay anywhere near what I’ll earn in my lifetime.

  16. Sammy says:

    I try not to criticize guitar players because my own playing is forever stuck at semi-okay, but holy shit I could play that drunk on Ambien. And while the hell is that solo so damn long for what he’s playing?!

  17. Bob says:

    Can someone explain to me how you get a gig like that when you clearly are an amateur?
    Obviously the guy must have some skills but yet his solo sounds like an 11 yr old (with Down’s Syndrome) who is deaf in one ear and can’t hear out of the other.
    seriously, theories?

  18. George says:

    The rest of the show he played great though. Guns n Roses is MUCH better with this line-up. Dj played Sweet Child o Mine better than Slash did in the last decade.

  19. carmen says:

    hahah cut you … your penis !!!!

    leave DJ with Axl!!! they are amazing together

  20. Soontohavesyphilis says:

    Snakes and Barrels?

  21. chaca says:

    Come on people!!!

    Dj is awesome!!! This was his first show, listen to the House Of blues Show in 2001, Robin Finck fucked up 5 or more solos and in 2007 he did an excelent job in all of ‘em!!

    They played this song again today in Osaka, and for what i’ve heard, it was awesome(this same solo), so stop fucking with Dj ’cause he will kick your ass in the rest of this tour!

  22. Alex_P says:

    I think Axl’s singing is worse, actually. This, kids, is why you shouldn’t pay 200$ to see a band past their prime.

  23. one of the few times that i can honestly say i could have done a better job myself.

  24. Alkahest says:

    I expected worse.

  25. wikked1 says:

    Wow, that was brutal. It was also the first time they ever played that song. Maybe he grabbed the wrong guitar (anyone remember Robin Crosby’s awful solo?).

    Show his other solos of the night. They were spot on. Of course leave it to the media scumbags to ignore the multiple positives, and focus on 1 small negative. Losers.

  26. akeldama says:

    This pissed me off more than anything thats been on this site.

  27. Jizzmaster3000 says:

    Is he killing that guitar daddy?

  28. Benjamin says:

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  29. CJLsky says:

    Dj’a old band Beautiful Creatures had a few ok songs on their first album…this is awful, though.

  30. cesar_gun says:

    DJ Ashba is amaizing!

    He blew up this solo… yes, but his performance was amaizing on the rest of the concert!

    Listen to Sweet Child O’ Mine or whatever song you like…

    I repeat, DJ it’s a great guitarrist!

    Look at this solo too:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4haklnBgE

  31. trg says:

    Dj and GNR done a gr8 performance <3 GNR, if u dont like dont watch it!!! if u want slash watch velvet revolver not GNR, leave GNR to their fans and yes they do have many!!!

  32. Poopscoop says:

    That was absolutely horrendous!! I would be so embarrassed to be on stage with that kid.

  33. I though axl was going to fired him on stage…

    is this shit happening on every gnr live performance?

  34. man says:

    obiusli this men never learn how improvisate for music is horribl, the other song sound perfect beacuse he learn them, but slash improvisate the 80% of his solos in concert, but this men sux..

  35. LG says:

    I saw these guys a week ago and Dj did an amazing job. If anything was lacking in the show it was Axl.

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