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THE WHITE WIZZARD FART TRAIN GOES ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND ONCE AGAIN

 Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm by

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At this point making fun of White Wizzard lineup changes seems kinda like making fun of kids on the short bus; downright mean since they’re completely defenseless. But man, just once more for old times’ sake… how can I not? This after original second vocalist Wyatt Anderson returned to the fold a couple of months ago. How long before he quits again, Matt Barlow style? Jon Leon’s farts must be growing ever-stinkier by the day.

-VN

From Craigslist, via reader Keith Brown

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  • Pat

    At least it’s metal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Delarosa/569469815 Jonathan Delarosa

    (obligatory band fight between current and former members here)

    • http://multimedia-ami.deviantart.com amelia

      That was so fucking hilarious….

  • Beowulf

    I lol’d at the Matt Barlow comment. Glad they mentioned something about it here on MS.

  • evilfatguy

    People probably keep quitting because they’re tired of playing terrible music.

  • yzermantiis

    +1 efg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Graham-Bate/555790286 Graham Bate

    Not really a lineup change actually, they’ve been touring with one guitarist for a while (an awesome one at that)

  • Alexandros Bozoglou

    Come on man, don’t be a dick to White Wizzard, they’ve been a 4 piece for ages now, what’s wrong with strengthening their line up?
    I know you’re on the Holy Grail bandwagon (great band too for the record), they’ve changed their guitarist too and gone through about 5 temp bassists, if theres no need to knock them down then theres no need to bash White Wizzard. Support metal for gods sake…