MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS
This is the kind of thing I would have thought was totally rad when I was ten years old, which is one of many reasons they don’t allow ten year-olds to have checks.
But mostly, I’m just sorry for the person who receives one of these things as payment. It must be tough to know the check you’ve just been handed is definitely going to bounce.
[via Bring Back Glam!]