Target Ears: Listen To New Voivod Album Now!
Good news: MetalSucks and Voivod have teamed up for an awesome discussion of their new album Target Earth, their evolution, and life after Piggy. Bad news: U have to wait a bit to read that sure-to-be-awesome Voivod feature.
Good news: Target Earth is awesome! Bad news: U won’t own it until Tuesday.
Good news: The new Voivod guitarist is a total stud! Bad news: The new Voivod guitarist is not me.
Good news: Right now u can listen to Target Earth as much as u want! Bad news: U must somehow forget that u know it’s awesome in order to avoid bothersome expectations.
Good news: To cause the needed amnesia, I volunteer to karate-chop your brain a few times. Bad news: While you’re unconscious, I’ll take pictures of your butt and sell them to TightCheeks.com.