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Fred Durst is Directing Commercials for eHarmony Now

  • Axl Rosenberg
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When you think of love and romance, chances are, you think of Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit. The band take their name from the game more associated with young love than any other besides spin the bottle (easy to see why they opted for the #2 choice — Spin the Bottle would have been a pretty dumb name for a metal band!), and few artists have ever captured the subtleties and longings of the human heart the way Durst did with poetic lyrics such as “It’s my ass and your perfume/ That make temptation hard to refuse/ So I guess we undressed/To have sex… dirty sex.” And that to say nothing of his critically lauded, record-grossing films, such as The Education of Charlie Banks, in which Mark Zuckerberg and John Ritter’s son fight over who gets to diddle Susan Sarandon’s daughter; The Longshots, in which Ice Cube teaches a young girl about football by diddling her; and the video for “Behind Blue Eyes,” in which Durst teaches Halle Berry that there are worse people to have to do a diddle scene with than Billy Bob Thornton.

So it’s not surprising that the online dating service eHarmony has hired Durst to direct their latest television advertising campaign, as revealed in this tweet:

Also not surprising: that Durst diddled Dr. Warren immediately after this photo was taken. Can you blame Dr. Warren? Look at Fred! Who could reasonably be expected to keep their hands off of him?!?!

[via The PRP]

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