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Screen Shot 2014-05-01 at 9.53.53 AMUh… who DOESN’T? I also love to air guitar and air drum (but never air keyboard, because that’s just silly).

Axl and Vince ToothbrushIt’s our way of compensating for the fact that we somehow never became Eskimo Brothers :(

fart bubblesI never catch them tho :(

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 9.34.21 AMThat’s the way Scott Hull told me he likes it tho :(

Screen Shot 2014-05-02 at 1.33.00 PMI have no idea what you’re takling about.

Screen Shot 2014-05-02 at 1.52.15 PMLike it’s my fault that I have such a great ass.

Screen Shot 2014-05-02 at 1.57.37 PMI guess you’ve never seen my Jewish, Circumcised & Hung Monthly spread. It was done by Terry Richardson before he got famous. I had to give him a hand job, but otherwise, it was a very classy affair.

Screen Shot 2014-05-02 at 2.07.14 PMAt least Axl doesn’t mix his tenses.

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 9.34.28 AMHA HA, joke’s on you, dude! My sister died from cancer when we were just kids, so PPPPPFFFFFTTTT!!!

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 11.18.54 AMDude. NOT COOL. There are some things you can joke about. Enjoying Jason Takes Manhattan is not one of them.

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 11.19.43 AMI also allow the food in the microwave to cool off for a minute before I take it out, just like it says to do on the back of the box. I don’t wanna get burned! Instructions exist for a reason, people!!!

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 11.22.38 AMI did, but I bought them for YOUR mom.

foreman grillHave you seen my gut, bruh? I haven’t had a veggie patty since 1995.

Screen Shot 2014-05-06 at 11.24.47 AMThat’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Everyone knows purple tastes best.

cereal with waterMilk is 80-90% water. So EVERYONE eats their cereal with water.

refuse to pee in the showerdo refuse to pee in the shower, and I’ve really never understood why anyone would do otherwise. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, the toilet is just a few feet away from the shower, and even when it isn’t, I conquered the issue of bladder control many moons ago. How impatient do you have to be to pee in the shower??? YECH!

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