The Peanut Gallery

The Peanut Gallery: MetalSucks Readers, or MENSA Applicants?


The Peanut Gallery Bannerlike this pageNot quite sure what you’re getting at.

douschbagsWhy do so many of you have a problem correctly spelling the word “douche”???

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 10.27.11 AMWhy, are you asking me out?

Screen Shot 2014-06-11 at 2.41.58 PMOnly if there’s something about that picture which allows us to use it as click bait.

carlosewell juanner pay us to keep up r page we r from international blogger police and we need u to shut the fuck up mister

Screen Shot 2014-06-11 at 2.56.00 PMHull yeah it is!

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 11.32.41 AMAh, a philosopher! “Why,” indeed. Let us know if you figure that one out.

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 11.29.24 AMWe see that you are a parent. We therefore feel an obligation to tell you that English grammar dictates you write “One of your employees sucks,” plural. “Suck” would only be singular if the subject was plural — e.g., “All of your employees suck.” We understand you’re mad, but here at MetalSucks, we believe the children are our future, and we don’t want you passing on your bad habits to your offspring. Thank you.

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 8.58.48 AM“i also swore NEVER 2 lurn 2 reed or rite.”

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