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“FBS”: Goatwhore Wrote a Song About Brain Freeze

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Goatwhore - Constricting Rage Of The Merciless“FBS,” the title of the new Goatwhore song, stands for “Fuck Brain Satan.” But Wikipedia offers a variety of interesting alternate possibilities for the abbreviation, including:

  • Fasting blood sugar, a laboratory test used to determine the level of glucose in the blood
  • Fatboy Slim, a British DJ, musician, and producer
  • Federal Bureau of Statistics, the Statistics Division of the Government of Pakistan
  • Fellow of the Burgon Society
  • Fetal bovine serum
  • Football Bowl Subdivision
  • Frozen brain syndrome (a.k.a. “brain freeze”)
  • Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation
  • The Function-Behaviour-Structure ontology
  • Furness Building Society

God, wouldn’t it be SO AWESOME if Goatwhore wrote a song about the Federal Bureau of Statistics? FUCKIN’ METAL!!!!!!!

Regardless of the song’s actual topic of discussion, this much is clear: it totally fucking rules.

“FBS” will appear on Goatwhore’s new album, Constricting Rage of the Merciless, which comes out July 8 via Metal Blade. You can now pre-order it here. The band will also be a part of this year’s Summer Slaughter, alongside Morbid Angel, Dying Fetus, The Faceless, Thy Art is Murder, Origin, Decrepit Birth, Within the Ruins, and Fallujah. Get dates here.

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