Fathers, Lock Up Your Daughters: Tripp Eisen is Back
Dudes dressed like clowns are luring kids into the woods. Meanwhile, this past weekend saw the re-emergence of Tripp Eisen, the former Static-X/Dope/Murderdolls guitarist who has been sent to prison not once, not twice, but three times on charges of allegedly having had sex with an underage girl, kidnapping and assaulting a fourteen-year-old, and attempting “to Lure or Entice a Child.” Coincidence? It’s easy to see how a little kid might mistake Eisen for a clown.
Just to be safe, if you go to see Eisen’s new-old band, Roughhouse (formerly known by the more SEO-friendly moniker ‘Teeze’), leave your kids at home.
I’m just kidding. That’s obviously ridiculous. You’re never going to go see Roughhouse.
[via The PRP]