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Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Will Perform at Donald Trump’s Inauguration

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Vince Neil as cemented his status as a heinous human being: Billboard reports that the now-former Mötley Crüe vocalist will perform at President Elect Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20.  And here all this time I assumed Trump’s favorite glam metal musician was Rikki Rockett from Poison.

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That would be bad enough, but Neil also admits he’s open to being censored, telling the magazine that “I don’t know if the Republican Party says which [songs] to play and what not to do.” That’s the rock n’ roll spirit, Vince!

Regardless, we have to assume that Trump will insist Neil perform “Girls, Girls, Girls.”

Interestingly, Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee have both spoken out against Trump.

Sources tell MetalSucks that Trump wanted Neil at the inauguration because he thought having a murderer present would make him look alright by comparison.

It was previously mis-reported that Neil attended the final presidential debate in Las Vegas, because some people don’t actually know what Vince Neil looks like.

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Neil will, however, appear on the new season of The Celebrity Apprentice, which is now hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger because NBC dropped Trump after he started making crazy comments about minorities.

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