There’s really no way to downplay the total randomness of this, so we’re just gonna lay out the facts for you:
Dennis Rodman, star of action classics such as Double Team and Simon Sez (he was also apparently in the NBA for a time), was spotted enjoying a performance by perennial MetalSucks favorites Moon Tooth last night. The below video evidence of this most blessed event was sent to us by perennial MetalSucks favorite Sacha Dunable (Bereft, Dunable Guitars, etc.) and filmed by his bandmate from perennial MetalSucks favorites Intronaut, Dave Timnick, at the Viper Room in West Hollywood.
As to whether or not this means Kim Jong-un has heard Moon Tooth or not, well… we can only hope!