\m/ 0 MOVE OVER, IMMORTAL CAKES: AN IRON MAIDEN CAKE IS IN TOWN May 4th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein (click to enlarge) Something about Immortal and birthday cakes just […]
\m/ 0 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE, PART 3 April 25th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein There really seems to be something about Immortal that inspires […]
\m/ 0 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE, PART 2 April 16th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader named Bryan sent the below photos to us; […]
\m/ 60 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE February 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Jessa Blavatsky from SlaytaniCakes recently posted the below photo of […]
\m/ 0 The Most Brutal Wedding Cake of All Times November 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein But how does it taste?
\m/ 0 THIS ZILTOID CAKE IS AWESOME May 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s been four whole days since we posted a picture […]
\m/ 0 THIS IRON MAIDEN CAKE IS AWESOME, PART 2 May 9th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein This whole metal cake thing is admittedly getting pretty out […]
\m/ 0 THIS BOLT THROWER CAKE IS AWESOME May 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Following not one, not two, but THREE awesome Immortal-inspired cakes AND an equally killer Iron […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE HOLOGRAMS April 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
The Black Pages 0 13 Black Metal Songs to Blast This Halloween October 31st, 2022 at 12:14pm Bree Halmstad Scare the neighbors away!
Br00tal-lists 0 Happy World Dracula Day: 11 Awesome Vampire Metal Bands Out for Blood May 26th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 killer bands to help you ring in the 125th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s classic.
New Stuff 0 Knaaves Have the Blistering Cure to Your Mid-Week Slump with “The Serpent’s Root” August 7th, 2019 at 11:37am MetalSucks It’s a heckin’ Wednesday, the day nine to fivers have […]
Metal Ways To Die 0 Metal Ways to Die: Embalmer Pax Park Talks About Being a Metalhead in the Death Industry January 8th, 2018 at 10:37am Emperor Rhombus When I began writing my series on metal ways to […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 5, 2016 February 5th, 2016 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund You’ll have to steal Wes Scantlin’s house to store all these new releases: Textures, God’s Hate, Spylacopa, Tiny Knives, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Obscura, and tons more!
New Stuff 0 Black Metal Wednesday: New Music From Shining (featuring Gaahl), Oranssi Pazuzu and Wolvserpent August 28th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Come in and be grim with us.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DYSFUNCTION October 12th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey MetalSucks people! Thanks for reading! We […]
Br00tal-lists 290 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII November 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, SKELETONWITCH, CHARRED WALLS OF THE […]
Interviews 260 NACHTMYSTIUM’S BLAKE JUDD: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 3rd, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Darkthrone. Immortal. Mayhem. These are bands that are part of […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Reviews 50 RAZOR OF OCCAM’S PROBLEM MAY BE A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE March 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Sammy O'Hagar The problems most people have with black metal – shitty […]