THE HOSPITAL IS NOT NEARLY AS METAL IN REAL LIFE AS IT IS IN MUSIC VIDEOS
And I know firsthand because late last nite I fell off my bicycle and fucking broke my fucking shoulder. On my way to go smoke weed and listen to metal really loud (figures), my bike exploded from beneath my big ol’ nuts, the front tire dislodged, and I hit the pavement shoulder first. Wackness. Definitely gonna change my life for the next 6 weeks or so, but I guess I’ll have more time to sit on my fat ass and write about music for y’all…
A word of warning–beware of emergency rooms in the ghetto.
Keep it real, homies, and enjoy the use of both yr arms!!
ps…Here’s that famous music video of hospital metal MADNESS from our old friends Metallica. Remember them?
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