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GUILTY PLEASURE PLAYLIST #2: CHRISTIAN METAL EDITION

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Multiple choice question: what do the following music videos all have in common? Is it:

a) They’re all both totally trendy and completely generic.

b) They’re all for songs that found their way onto my iPod after lots and lots of illegal substances ingested during TiVo’d episodes of Headbanger’s Ball made them seem like frickin’ masterpieces.

c) They’re all by Christian metal bands.

d) All of the above.

If you guessed “d,” you win… nothing. But if you want to see the videos to which I refer, click through the jump. Then feel free to rip into me like Demon Hunter’s drummer rips into a bag of Funyuns.


DEMON HUNTER, “UNDYING”
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NORMA JEAN, “MEMPHIS WILL BE LAID TO WASTE”
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INHALE EXHALE, “REDEMPTION”
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AS I LAY DYING, “CONFINED”
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And even though it’s not on my iPod, just for kicks let’s throw in:

STRYPER, “CALLING ON YOU”
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Sorry, Underoath fans. Even I won’t sink that low.

-AR

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