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DAVE MUSTAINE PULLS A GENE SIMMONS AND ANNOUNCES PROPRIETARY COFFEE BLEND

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Dave MustaineThank the fucking lord, the moment we’ve all been waiting for has come. Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine has gone and pulled a Gene Simmons, slapping his band name’s brand on any product that will sell licensing his band’s name to a fine product, this time his very own coffee blend. Seriously, I can’t wait to get my hands on MegaDave’s own blend of coffee; in fact, I can’t even imagine how vastly improved my morning bloggery would be if I had a cup of Dave right now instead of regular old Joe.

Sadly, I may have to wait — though the super-special blend will be available next week at Megadeth.com, only fan-club members will be able to partake. I know at least one member whose name rhymes with Chloe D., but the rest of you kids will just have to put this special item on your Christmas list and hope Mommy and Daddy have some good connections. Or at least some regular old coffee and a Megadeth sticker. [Blabbermouth]

-VN

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