JUSTICE IS SERVED: HINDER FRONTMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
This still doesn’t make up for having to endure two years of terrible music, but Hinder frontman Austin John Winkler (Jewish?) has been arrested for drunk driving. According to The Jonesboro Sun he was pulled over at night because his headlights weren’t on, after which the arresting officer smelled booze coming from the vehicle.
This is all well and good, but inquiring minds would like to know: whatever happened to Hinder’s thigh-impaled fan?