DEATH METAL BAND NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE MY GRANDMA PUKE
As a genre, love it or hate it, you’ve got to admit that metal bands give themselves the most ridiculous and over-the-top names imaginable. Death metal band names are notoriously the most egregious; look no further than the recent announcement of the lineup for Maryland Deathfest VI, highly recommended for a good laugh. Highlights include such head-scratchers as:
- Squash Bowels
- Waco Jesus
- Infected Malignity
Squash bowels — is that supposed to be bowels made of the yellow vegetable, or the act of impacting feces? We may never know.
I can literally hear my grandmother recoiling in horror all the way from Del Boca Vista.