THE FAKE DIAMOND DAVE: A JEW OR NOT A JEW?
That’s the only question remaining. Because everyone else, including a struggling songwriter supposedly working with the Diamond one, believed a David Lee Roth imposter who had every other detail nailed was the real deal. First it was reported that Diamond Dave was pulled over while speeding to the hospital for an alleged peanut allergy reaction; then the real Diamond Dave came out professing his love of nuts and declared that the cops who reported the arrest were swindled by an imposter. Mystery Dave even had the hospital nurses hoodwinked, taking two of them to a local bar after being released, “Hot For Teacher” style! Most recently, a photo of Fake Dave has surfaced (pictured here), though his true identity is still a mystery.
No word yet as to whether fake Dave buys pot in Washington Square Park.
Next up for Fake Dave; nose-enlarging surgery?