What the...??

IT’S 2008. ONLY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SH*T.

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Here’s the cover art for Yngwie’s new album, Rising Force. Note how both the title of the album and the image are, to put it mildly, insanely phallic:

I take back. It’s 2008 and no one can get away with this shit.

If you listen carefully, I think you can actually hear “Ripper” Owens weeping in the distance.

-AR

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