GAAHL, PRE OUTING. THE VERY OPPOSITE OF PUPPIES.

I am bat-shit obsessed with this Puppy Cam. I’ve literally had it open in a tab in my browser for days now (apparently 14,858 people do too) and I check it hourly. Currently two of the puppies are scrapping with each other. Earlier, momma came in and they all fed from her teets, and right after that we saw the legs of the man who must be the owner. Mostly they just lie there, sleeping, looking adorably cute.

ANYWAY, hows about we counteract the Puppy Cam with some metal? This is possibly one of the finest metal moments ever put to video. Ever.

First commenter to relate the stroking of the glass to the stroking of something else gets banned.

-VN