I AM ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PIZZAS ON THE MENU

The always wise and all-knowing Anton OyVey recently tipped us off to the fact that a Brooklyn pizzeria, Roberta’s, apparently has a pizza called the Axl Rosenberg (see menu above). I briefly considered suing before deciding, at Vince’s behest, that the menschier thing to do was investigate.

So intrepid MetalSucks correspondant (and the oldest MetalSucks Maniac) Tommy Stinsonbaum called the joint and, as the story goes, a Jewish employee once dressed as Axl Rose for Halloween and… well, what the fuck that has to do with double garlic jalapenos and sopressata is beyond me.

But I do love mushrooms.

-AR