I’M GONNA GET A HOODIE WITH A PICTURE OF A HOODIE ON IT
The hardcore scene is not exactly known for having remarkable fashion sense. But one item is required of all hardcore kids: the hoodie. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. Exhibit C. Exhibit D. It’s the equivalent of a ten-gallon hat on a cowboy, dredlocks on a Rasta, and boobs on a Hooters waitress. The hoodie-on-hoodie action is something forRené Descartes to figure out. “I wear a hoodie, therefore I am hardcore” seems to be the prevailing fashion philosophy among scenesters and bands alike. So if I wear a hoodie that displays a hoodie, does my hardcore quotient increase? Am I pushing the boundaries of what it means to BE hardcore? Am I pledging allegiance not to hardcore but to the humble hoodie itself? Or am I just a shmuck?
I NEED one! Anyone wanna buy me one? I’ll be your best friend. (Hey… it worked once…). I wonder what Beavis and Butthead would think of this? Ah, yes: