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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN DARKANE, DEVIN TOWNSEND AND EDGUY CDs!

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funny_wildcatLOLZ at the flame-war that erupted over last week’s funny photo caption contest; apparently our supposed “funny photo” was actually a famous-ish painting by artist Miguel Calderón, and some MetalSucks Maniacs took offense to us using it in a mocking light. To thee I say: our site is called “METAL SUCKS” for chrissakes, so get the sand out of your collective vaginas and stop whining. Fuckin’ A!

Anyway, die-hard MS Maniac Sammy won the signed God Forbid guitar with the following entry:

…and with that the ICP Special Olympics began….

Congrats Sammy, your 6,457 comments on this site have finally paid dividends. Maybe in another 2.5 years we’ll get you an amp rig to go with that axe. This week we’re giving away a package of CDs to one lucky winner: Darkane’s latest ripper Demonic Art, Devin Townsend’s excellent new solo release Ki and a collection of Edguy singles. Good variety, something for everyone. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo!

funny prepubescent metal kid

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