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ALMOST TERRIBLE ENOUGH TO BE A METHODS OF MAYHEM SONG

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This mash-up of Kreator and Alicia Keys (featuring Eve) is… well, it’s technically well done (by DJ Schmolli), insofar as it does sound like it could be a real song. Unfortunately, that would be a song I hate. Which is weird, because remove Ms. Keys and Ms. Eve from the equation, and, y’know, I dig Kreator. But, yeah. I can’t get behind the rapping. Sorry.

-AR

[via a tweet from Metal Blade]

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