EVILE IN A BOX
Wouldn’t it be awesome if that was an actual product? I know that the conceit is a little bad 80s movie, but, seriously, if you could just send someone a box full of evil-pronounced-with-an-Alan-Rickman-accent, wouldn’t you? They’d be all, “Oh, someone sent me a gift, I wonder what it is,” and then they’d open it and SURPRISE! They’re fucked.
I suppose we can settle for this new Evile video, “Infected Nations.”
Evile’s Infected Nations comes out on Earache on September 21 in Europe and September 22 here in the U.S.