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JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED

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If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s ticking. Because this is my second story about little kids today.

Reign in Blonde has made the awesome discovery of Jonah Rocks, who is a) the only four year old I’ve ever seen that can play the drums, and b) the only four year old I’m aware of that already has a stage name. He also seems to have an endorsement deal with Vic Firth. Holy poop.

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For reasons that are totally beyond me, the videos of this lil’ tyke rockin’ out are not embeddable, but if you go here, you can watch Jonah play “Harvester of Sorrow” with more skill and passion than Lars Ulrich has displayed in years.

After the jump are some more links to Jonah playing. Some of these videos were made when he was only three years old!!!

Judas Priest’s “Living After Midnight”

Van Halen’s “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love”

Kiss’ “Rock N’ Roll All Nite”

AC/DC’s “Back in Black” and “Highway to Hell”

Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train”

System of a Down’s “Chop Suey” and “Toxicity”

-AR

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