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NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA

  • Axl Rosenberg
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NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODAMike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for Suckin Suck, recently gave an interview to MTV discussing the band’s follow-up to their last album, Farting Right in Iron Maiden’s Eye Socket. Here are two statements Shitnoda made during that interview that I find fascinating. And by “fascinating,” I mean “delusional.”

“It’s been going great, I feel like it’s an entirely different process and an entirely different style of music than anything we’ve done before. It’s hard to place. People keep asking me, ‘What does it sound like?’ and it’s hard to describe.”

No, it’s not hard to describe, Mikey. It’s going to sound exactly like every other Suckin Suck song ever written. Because all your songs sound exactly the same as that initial shitty song which made you famous. This isn’t my opinion. This is a fact. People have scientifically proven that all that your songs are the same. One dude even made a video about it. Look:

Okay, so clearly you’re full of shit, Mikey.

And yet Shitnoda continues with a straight face:

“When people hear it, they’re going to have a tough time saying that it falls into a category.”

They’re not going to have a touch time saying that it falls into a category, Mikey. It’s going to fall into the same category as every other Suckin Suck album. This category:

NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA

You can find it in aisle six.

Asswipe.

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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