Tour de Force

IS THIS THE WORST TOUR OF THE SUMMER?

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After I actually shaved a decade off my life by listening to the new Limp Bizkit song last week, a lot of you e-mailed me to indulge in major LULZ about Limp Bizkit’s announced tour with Snoop Dogg. And I didn’t write anything about it ’cause, y’know. It’s Limp Bizkit and Snoop Dogg.

But then yesterday Snoop put down the pipe just long enough to come to his senses and drop off the tour, and today it was announced that he’ll be replaced by… Ice Cube.

In case anyone has forgotten, here’s what came of the last collaboration between Fred Durst and Mr. Cube:

According to Box Office Mojo, The Longshots made a little less than $12 million dollars worldwide. I don’t know what the production budget was on that movie, but I’d wager it was higher than that. So, y’know. Somebody lost their job over that little investment.

Still, that was a shitty kids’ film and this is a shitty grown-men-who-act-like-kids’ tour, so things will probably run much more smoothly this time.

-AR

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