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  • Axl Rosenberg

I saw the below video this morning at RiB. I’m inclined to agree with Elise’s assessment that an adult put him up to this, and that he “likes that ‘Iron Man’ riff a lot more than he’s letting on” – in fact, I’d take it one step further, and say he clearly LOVES the “Iron Man” riff. But the video is kinda funny. And before anyone spews too much vile towards the lil’ tyke in the comments section, I’d like to point out that there is absolutely no need to take this brat seriously. Why?

  • Because he’s just a kid, and despite what Nickelodeon would have them believe, kids’ opinions don’t really matter.
  • He clearly has many years of getting beaten up on the playground ahead of him. He will also most likely escape high school and possibly even college with his virginity intact. He will tell you that he thinks that’s a good thing, but trust me: no teenage boy that isn’t a eunuch thinks that’s a good thing, no matter how much sexual repression and guilt religion has instilled in him.
  • He’s just a kid.
  • He uses the word “gay” as a derogatory word. Speaking as someone who used to have that terrible habit, I feel qualified to say: It’s 2010. Only retards still use the word “gay” as a derogatory word.
  • He’s just a kid.

And on that note… get yer LULZ on…


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