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That statement may be a bit premature, but if the fellas at Mosh Rebellion have their way we’ll finally be able to put an end to the miserable trend known as “hardcore dancing.” I, like the creator of this site, am fed up with a few dunder-headed neanderthals ruining a perfectly good moshpit by taking up the entire floor as their own personal playground, fighting their invisible friends:

I have had many bad run-ins with these types of people in the past and have nearly gotten into fights with many of them. After a hardcore dancer hit me right in the face at the Suffocation show last weekend at the Gramercy theater I decided I couldn’t take it any more. It pains me to see a bunch of metalheads staring at the pit, waiting to get their mosh on all night but being forced to watch a bunch of basketball short and flat brimmed hat wearing kids wail at their air.

There is literally nothing more I despise in the world than hardcore dancers, because they ruin metal shows for true fans looking to have a good time. Which is why I say enough is enough. Metalheads, this blog is your opportunity to share with the world your hatred for these people. I insist congregate here, speak in the comments below, and share the world your stories and opinions. The main goal of this blog is to eradicate hardcore dancing from the world, and if we can unite and speak out then it is a possibility.

As Valient Himself would say, “Do you know what I’m talkin’ ABOUT???”

Yer either with us or against us. Join the fight at Mosh Rebellion.


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