START YOUR MORNING BY READING A DELIGHTFUL INTERVIEW WITH ME
Mornin’! Everyone sleep okay? Yeah I don’t actually care.
ANYWAY, I recently did an interview for Noisecreep, and you can read it now. It contains lots of fascinating information, like how/why we started MetalSucks, who our influences are, and why we write under aliases. (Oh, yeah — for the cheap seats — our reals names are not actually “Axl Rosenberg” and “Vince Neilstein.” Sorry to burst your bubble.) It even comes with a very handsome portrait of Vince and myself enjoying Thanksgiving last year. (We were a little wasted, so please pardon our appearance.)
So check it out, and then come back and tell me how witty I am. You can also tell me how handsome I am. I won’t mind.
I have no idea how to end this post, so here’s an adorable video of two otters holding hands while they sleep. The best part is the reactions of the people watching them hold hands while they sleep.