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THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY

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I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my Twitter was blowing up with metal people’s reactions to the Casey Anthony verdict (announced around 4PM EDT). It’s a serious situation, so dudes are mad and lending their two cents. That’s natural. But man, some people think dumb. Actually, know what? I’m just gonna c+p some metal celebrity tweets below. Remember, most of the following mini-declarations are wrought in awful logic, but not everybody on the internet is ignorant and high-horsing this shit to death. Um yeah just go ahead and keep reading and oooh the suspense…

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I am shocked that Nikki Sixx can feel shame.
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Reign In Blonde‘s Elise has never made this offer to me. And I’m not a child killer as far as she knows.
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Yeah right Brandi C. from Rock of Love can’t get out of speeding tickets.
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Can’t undo motherhood. Like virginity.
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Wait, Michael Anthony is not on TV.
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Sure but who’d risk checking? The last person to be all the way up there is dead now. #JustSayin
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Lolwut
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Jealousss!
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The jury might’ve paid closer attention to the case than everyone.
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Are you freaked out by the Casey Anthony verdict? Do you pay attention to metal guys and rockers as they blame the same legal system that they tacitly accept on a day-to-day basis? Is it justice that they want or merely to express butthurt about their unfulfilled desire for extra-legality? Fuck Nikki Sixx?

–ADF

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