Saturday Song to Get Stoned To

SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO

  • Kip Wingerschmidt
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SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO

This weekend marked another year passing for yours truly, and what a madcap decadent pleasurable birthday it was :-)))))))

Some MS staff highlights from my rockin party:

1)  Sammy O’Hagar tried to fellate Higgins and got a faceful of frosting!  CAKE frosting, you dirty bird….

2) After “eleventeen” whiskeys Gary Suarez donkey punched a zebra.

3) Anso DF flew in on the wings of a transsexual angel.

4) Axl Rosenberg is still disgruntled.

5) I puked in the bathroom ten minutes before my band played.

6) Vince Neilstein insisted that he and MetalGF want to go on a bender with my lil old lady mama & me and put hot dumps in each other’s mouths….  I suggested the Hells Pleasure Metal Fest instead.

7) A tin man screamed loudly for an extended period of time and a scarecrow took a hit of weed.

SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO

Audio pleasure after the jump————>

SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO

SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO

Whether you’re pleasuring someone else or being pleasured yourself right now, I hope this has been a great weekend for ya!

-KW

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