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YET ANOTHER AWESOME CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS AD FROM A METAL SHOW

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When did the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist become so metal? First there was the infamous — and, sadly, fake — ad in which a woman claimed to be looking for the baby-daddy she hooked up with at Gigantour; then, last week, Vince posted another terrific one from a Tragedy fan/astronomy lover. Now comes a third such posting, this one from a Washington D.C. woman searching with the man with magic hands who was standing behind her at a recent Mastodon/Opeth/Ghost show:

Were you feeling up some random girl’s ass at a Mastopeth show in the D.C. area recently? Did you think her buns felt as great as she thinks your hands did? If so, go here and respond, the buttocks of your dreams are eagerly awaiting your warm, firm grasp!!!

-AR

Thanks: Sam

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