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HUMORLESS READER E-MAILS US FROM THE YEAR 2025

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Sometimes we get really nice messages from readers about how we helped them discover some awesome band, or our site keeps them entertained when they’re bored at work, or, no, false alarm, they’re not pregnant. And I’ld like to tell you that such complimentary e-mails are my favorites… but I’d be lying.

No no no. What I really enjoy are e-mails like this one regarding last week’s announcement of a Steve Harris solo album (click to enlarge):

You couldn’t even give this dude money to buy a clue, ’cause he’d just lose the money on the way to the clue store, and the whole thing would be for nought. “LOL.”

-AR

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