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A Whole Lager Rosie

  • Axl Rosenberg

A Whole Lager Rosie

Official press release:

“Has this every happened to you? You get home from a long day of work and want nothing more than to crack open a cold one… only when you do, you’re not quite sure how it’s gonna taste? Even if it’s a brand you’ve had before?

“The truth is, consistency of quality is a real issue in the world of brewing and hops. That’s why AC/DC, purveyors of heavy metal thunder for almost forty years, have now gotten into the beer business! Introducing AC/DC PREMIUM LAGER BEER, 568mL of true German Premium Lager with mouthwatering 5.0% alc.

“‘We hope to give beer drinkers the same assurances we give our loyal listeners,’ commented guitarist Angus Young. ‘They know what they’re gonna get every time. There are never any surprises!’”

“This lager fires up your tongue like TNT, comes with a great beer-loving taste and is brewed in accordance with the Rock`n Roll manifesto of 1973 and the German purity law of 1516.

“If you wanna rock hard, you need the right beer. AC/DC PREMIUM LAGER BEER!”

You can learn more about AC/DC Premium Lager Beer here.

[via Noisecreep]

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