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Barry the Mortician and Rob Arnold Spray Liquid Death

  • Axl Rosenberg

Rob Arnold the Mortician

Who the fuck is Barry the Mortician? I have no idea, but when he e-mailed us about his new song, “Spraying Liquid Death,” he said the magic words to get my attention: “it features a sick solo by ex-Chimaira axe man Rob Arnold.” Needless to say, I listened immediately.

Truth is, the entire song has an Arnold-esque quality about it, and would have fit in pretty well with Arnold’s contributions to the last two Six Feet Under albums. In fact, I’d suggest that Chris Barnes hire Barry for the next SFU album, but only on the condition that he allow Mr. Mortician to write the lyrics, too — ’cause this guy is a poet. To wit:

I will fuck your lifeless body
‘Til I fucking bleed
Cumming on your lifeless chest
Is everything I need

Awww, Barry, that’s so sweet! I don’t have a daughter, but if I did, you could definitely kill and then tit fuck her anytime.

Check out “Spraying Liquid Death,” featuring Rob Arnold, below. It appears on Barry the Mortician’s self-titled EP, which is out now on iTunes and Spotify.

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