News 0 Shocker: Chris Barnes Only Likes Old School Death Metal March 6th, 2023 at 10:35am Hesher Keenan This shouldn’t surprise anyone, though his list is pretty damn solid.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 20 Songs Not to Listen To If You’re High For The First Time April 20th, 2022 at 10:33am Emperor Rhombus Here are 20 songs that newbie stoners should avoid on this holiest of days.
Br00tal-lists 0 12 Embarrassing Albums That Everyone Owned Back In The Day February 14th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 12 albums you owned but always felt the need to explain when someone found them.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ex-Cannibal Corpse Vocalist Chris Barnes to Death Metal Scene, Media: “Eat a D*** On Your Way Down” February 5th, 2022 at 8:48am Emperor Rhombus You need a nap, big guy? Maybe some juice?
Tweet Twat 0 Chris Barnes Has Blocked Hundreds of People on Twitter January 31st, 2022 at 8:32am Vince Neilstein The former Cannibal Corpse vocalist is quite salty about any criticism.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Chris Barnes Inexplicably Cranky About Modern Death Metal, Jamey Jasta’s Podcast January 28th, 2022 at 8:59am Axl Rosenberg Who shat in this dude’s Cornflakes
Metal in the Media 0 Fear Factory’s Dino Cazares on Kourtney Kardashian: “I Wish She Was Wearing One of My Band’s Tees” September 7th, 2021 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg Kardashian was recently attacked online for wearing a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt.
Metal in the Media 0 Chris Barnes Gives “Poser” Kourtney Kardashian a “Thumbs-Down” for Wearing Cannibal Corpse Shirt September 4th, 2021 at 3:01pm MetalSucks Kardashian was spotted in an Eaten Back to Life longsleeve earlier this week.
New Stuff 0 Six Feet Under Release New Song and Video, “Blood of the Zombie” September 29th, 2020 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s new album, Nightmares of the Decomposed, comes out Friday.
New Stuff 0 Six Feet Under Release New Song “Zodiac” September 14th, 2020 at 12:35pm Axl Rosenberg Today’s horoscope: you will hear some boring death metal.
New Stuff 0 Six Feet Under Unveil New Track, “Amputator” September 2nd, 2020 at 9:00am Vince Neilstein Face masks and hand sanitizer are optional. So are “facts.”
Coronavirus 0 Six Feet Under Postpone European Tour Even Though Coronavirus is a False Flag March 24th, 2020 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg Barnes has also outed himself as not knowing what the word “presumptuous” means.
Coronavirus 0 Chris Barnes Thinks the Coronavirus Is a “False Flag” Because of Course He Does March 20th, 2020 at 6:07pm Axl Rosenberg Barnes has been flaunting his refusal to engage in social distancing.
New Stuff 0 What Does Chris Barnes Think of Thy Art is Murder’s New Song “Death Squad Anthem”? June 7th, 2019 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein We anxiously await this vv important opinion.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Six Feet Under’s Chris Barnes Calls Thy Art Is Murder “Hacks” April 26th, 2019 at 1:13pm Axl Rosenberg He may be pissed because the Australian band has released a song with the same title as a track by SFU.
Lolz 0 I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition November 6th, 2018 at 11:17am MetalSucks We give the metal treatment to the recurring segment from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Includes Slipknot, Megadeth, Mastodon, and more.
New Stuff 0 The Elite (Chimaira, DevilDriver, Etc.) Surprise Release New Album Total Destruction September 28th, 2018 at 12:52pm Axl Rosenberg It totally destroys!
Pummeling Politics 0 Six Feet Under’s Chris Barnes Believes Some of the Florida Shooting Survivors are “Crisis Actors” February 23rd, 2018 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg “My hat is made of aluminum foil, not tin foil!”
Worst Week Ever 0 Jeordie White Accused of Rape, Dave Mustaine vs. Chris Barnes, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week October 27th, 2017 at 5:26pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Rob Zombie, Manowar, Pentagram, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Chris Barnes (Six Feet Under, ex-Cannibal Corpse) Calls Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine “a Fucking Asshole” October 24th, 2017 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine does not deny the charge.
