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Professor Dave Mustaine’s Audio Commentary for Super Collider is Uproarious

  • Axl Rosenberg

Professor Mustaine

Spotify is hosting Professor Dave Mustaine’s audio commentary for the new Megadeth album, Super Collider, and, needless to say, it’s ridiculous in the most entertaining way imaginable. Some of the highlights include:

  • Comparing the music on Super Collider to that of The Beatles, The Who, AC/DC, Pantera, Iron Maiden, and grindcore in general.
  • Admitting that he got the lyrics for “Dance in the Rain” from a fortune cookie (not an inspirational refrigerator magnet, as I had hypothesized).
  • Clarifying that he’s never had sex with a gorilla.
  • Adopting a racist accent meant to exemplify “our fans around the world.”
  • Incorrectly describing the atomic structure of water.

Really, you have to take some time out of your day to listen to this nonsense. Enjoy:

Thanks: Mike from Minneapolis

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