Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket

Rounds 21-24: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Demon Hunter, Disturbed Vs. Kittie, Chelsea Grin Vs. Oceano, Mötley Crüe Vs. Sunn O)))


Shat Brack Rounds 21-24Friday’s bouts saw Van Hagar, Godsmack, Whitechapel, and L.A. Guns triumphing over Underoath, (hed) P.E., Winds of Plague, and Black Veil Brides — all without much trouble. But like we were sayin’… things are bound to start getting really competitive in the next round!

In the meantime, we’re still not done with our preliminary artists… so scroll on down and cast your vote as to who deserves to take less shit! The polls close tomorrow, Tuesday, July 16, at 4:30 pm EST. 


The once-venerable Ozzy has become a slapstick cartoon parody of his once-great self, and his vocal chords are shot to where Demon Hunter say we’re all going. On the other hand, Demon Hunter have fallen a much shorter distance than The Ozz Man… because they didn’t, y’know, help create heavy metal. Who deserves a pass? Vote below!

DISTURBED VS. KITTIEDisturbed vs Kittie

One are known for their hit single with animal noises, the other, simply named after an animal. Kittie’s defenders claim that they take flack for being women, and for getting signed so young, while Disturbed’s defenders claim they take flack for 2 + 2 = 7. Smart ones, those Disturbed defenders. Who shall advance to the next bout? Make your selection!


We hate to be so honest, but really, vote for whomever you want. Neither one is gonna beat Whitechapel in the next round. They’re doomed… DOOMED, WE SAY!!! 

MÖTLEY CRÜE VS. SUNN O)))Motley Crue vs Sunn

Who shall emerge victorious in the battle between unnecessary umlauts and unnecessary parentheses? You decide!!!

THE BRACKET THUS FAR (click to enlarge):Shat Brack July 15

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